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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“What are you selling?”

“Most anything.”

“Business still good with all these Colombians?”

“Shit,” he said, and one hand brushed the front of his pants. I suppose he had a gun in the waistband of the lime green pants. There were probably as many handguns as people in Kelvin Small’s. “Them Colombians be all right,” he said. “You just don’t ever want to cheat them is all. You didn’t come up here to buy stuff.”

“No.”

“What you want, man?”

“I’m looking for a pimp.”

“Shit, you just walked past twenty of ’em. And six, seven hoes.”

“I’m looking for a pimp named Chance.”

“Chance.”

“You know him?”

“I might know who he is.”

I waited. A man in a long coat was walking along the block, stopping at each storefront. He might have been looking in the windows except that you couldn’t; every shop had steel shutters that descended like garage doors at the close of business. The man stopped in front of each closed store and studied the shutters as if they held meaning for him.

“Window shopping,” Royal said.

A blue-and-white police car cruised by, slowed. The two uniformed officers within looked us over. Royal wished them a good evening. I didn’t say anything and neither did they. When the car drove off he said, “Chance don’t come here much.”

“Where would I find him?”

“Hard to say. He’ll turn up anyplace but it might be the last place you would look. He don’t hang out.”

“So they tell me.”

“Where you been lookin’?”

I’d been to a coffee shop on Sixth Avenue and Forty-fifth Street, a piano bar in the Village, a pair of bars in the West Forties. Royal took all this in and nodded thoughtfully.

“He wouldn’t be at Muffin-Burger,” he said, “on account he don’t run no girls on the street. That I know of. All the same, he might be there anyway, you dig? Just to be there. What I say, he’ll turn up anywhere, but he don’t hang out.”

“Where should I look for him, Royal?”

He named a couple of places. I’d been to one of them already and had forgotten to mention it. I made a note of the others. I said, “What’s he like, Royal?”

“Well, shit,” he said, “He a pimp, man.”

“You don’t like him.”

“He ain’t to like or not like. My friends is business friends, Matthew, and Chance and I got no business with each other. We don’t neither of us buy what the other be sellin’. He don’t want to buy no stuff and I don’t want to buy no pussy.” His teeth showed in a nasty little smile. “When you the man with all the candy, you don’t never have to pay for no pussy.”