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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“He wasn’t in it and he wants to stay out of it. That what you mean?”

“Something like that.”

“I don’t know, man. Maybe you should let it go.”

“Drop the investigation?”

“Maybe you should. A warning, shit, you don’t want to get killed over it.”

“No,” I said. “I don’t.”

“What are you gonna do, then?”

“Right now I’m going to catch a train to Queens.”

“To Woodside.”

“Right.”

“I could bring the car around. Drive you out there.”

“I don’t mind the subway.”

“Be faster in the car. I could wear my little chauffeur’s cap. You could sit in the back.”

“Some other time.”

“Suit yourself,” he said. “Call me after, huh?”

“Sure.”

I wound up taking the Flushing line to a stop at Roosevelt Avenue and Fifty-second Street. The train came up out of the ground after it left Manhattan. I almost missed my stop because it was hard to tell where I was. The station signs on the elevated platforms were so disfigured with graffiti that their messages were indecipherable.

A flight of steel steps led me back down to street level. I checked my pocket atlas, got my bearings, and set out for Barnett Avenue. I hadn’t walked far before I managed to figure out what a Hispanic rooming house was doing in Woodside. The neighborhood wasn’t Irish anymore. There were still a few places with names like the Emerald Tavern and the Shamrock scattered in the shadow of the El, but most of the signs were Spanish and most of the markets were bodegas now. Posters in the window of the Tara Travel Agency offered charter flights to Bogotá and Caracas.

Octavio Calderón’s rooming house was a dark two-story frame house with a front porch. There were five or six plastic lawn chairs lined up on the porch, and an upended orange crate holding magazines and newspapers. The chairs were unoccupied, which wasn’t surprising. It was a little chilly for porch sitting.

I rang the doorbell. Nothing happened. I heard conversation within, and several radios playing. I rang the bell again, and a middle-aged woman, short and very stout, came to the door and opened it. “Sí?” she said, expectant.

“Octavio Calderón,” I said.

“No está aquí.”

She may have been the woman I spoke to the first time I called. It was hard to tell and I didn’t care a whole lot. I stood there talking through the screen door, trying to make myself understood in a mixture of Spanish and English. After awhile she went away and came back with a tall hollow-cheeked man with a severely trimmed moustache. He spoke English, and I told him that I wanted to see Calderón’s room.

But Calderón wasn’t there, he told me.