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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“Something like that. A tax lawyer, an accountant. This is a game, I’m just guessing, you understand that—”

“I understand. What nationality?”

“American. What do you mean?”

“English, Irish, Italian—”

“Oh,” he said. “I see, more of the game. I would say Jewish, I would say Italian, I would say dark, Mediterranean. Because she was so blonde, you know? A contrast. I don’t know that he was dark, but there was a contrast. Could be Greek, could be Spanish.”

“Did he go to college?”

“He didn’t show me a diploma.”

“No, but he must have talked, to you or to her. Did he sound like college or did he sound like the streets?”

“He didn’t sound like the streets. He was a gentleman, an educated man.”

“Married?”

“Not to her.”

“To anybody?”

“Aren’t they always? You’re not married, you don’t have to buy mink for your girlfriend. He probably bought another one for his wife, to keep her happy.”

“Was he wearing a wedding ring?”

“I don’t remember a ring.” He touched his own gold band. “Maybe yes, maybe no. I don’t recall a ring.”

He didn’t recall much, and the impressions I’d pried out of him were suspect. They might have been valid, might as easily have grown out of an unconscious desire to supply me with the answers he thought I wanted. I could have kept going—”All right, you don’t remember his shoes, but what kind of shoes would a guy like him wear? Chukka boots? Penny loafers? Cordovans? Adidas? What?” But I’d reached and passed a point of diminishing returns. I thanked him and got out of there.

There was a coffee shop on the building’s first floor, just a long counter with stools and a takeout window. I sat over coffee and tried to assess what I had.

She had a boyfriend. No question. Somebody bought her that jacket, counted out hundred dollar bills, kept his own name out of the transaction.

Did the boyfriend have a machete? There was a question I hadn’t asked the fur salesman. “All right, use your imagination. Picture this guy in a hotel room with the blonde. Let’s say he wants to chop her. What does he use? An axe? A cavalry saber? A machete? Just give me your impression.”

Sure. He was an accountant, right? He’d probably use a pen. A Pilot Razor Point, deadly as a sword in the hands of a samurai. Zip zip, take that, you bitch.