“I realize that. And I’m grateful for the chance, believe me. I just want to know if there’s … any other choice.”

“You could always go and hunt for coins on the beach with a metal detector.” She saw my face, and softened. Slightly. “There’s another project about to go into pre-production. Although I’ve very nearly promised it to Sarah Knight.”

“Tell me.”

“Ever heard of Violet Mosala?”

“Of course. She’s a … physicist? A South African physicist?”

“Two out of two, very impressive. Sarah’s a huge fan, she chewed my ear off about her for an hour.”

“So what’s the project?”

“A profile of Mosala … who’s twenty-seven, and won the Nobel Prize two years ago – but you knew that all along, didn’t you? Interviews, biography, appraisals by colleagues, blah blah blah. Her work’s purely theoretical, so there’s nothing much to show of it except computer simulations – and she’s offered us her own graphics. But the heart of the program will be the Einstein Centenary conference—”

“Wasn’t that in nineteen seventy-something?” Lydia gave me a withering look. I said, “Ah. Centenary of his death. Charming.”

“Mosala is attending the conference. On the last day of which, three of the world’s top theoretical physicists are scheduled to present rival versions of the Theory of Everything. And you don’t get three guesses as to who’s the alpha favorite.”

I gritted my teeth and suppressed the urge to say: It’s not a horse race, Lydia. It might be another fifty years before anyone knows whose TOE was right.

“So when’s the conference?”

“April 5th to 18th.”

I blanched. “Three weeks from Monday.”

Lydia looked thoughtful for a moment, then pleased. “You don’t really have time, do you? Sarah’s been prepared for this for months—”

I said irritably, “Five seconds ago you were talking about me starting pre-production on Distress in less than three weeks.”

“You could walk straight into that . How much modern physics do you know?”

I feigned indignation. “ Enough! And I’m not stupid. I can catch up.”

“When?”

“I’ll make time. I’ll work faster; I’ll finish Junk DNA ahead of schedule. When’s the Mosala program going to be broadcast?”

“Early next year.”

Which meant eight whole months of relative sanity – once the conference was over.

Lydia glanced at her watch, redundantly. “I don’t understand you. A high-profile special on Distress would be the logical endpoint of everything you’ve been doing for the last five years. After that, you could think about switching away from biotech. And who am I going to use instead of you?”

“Sarah Knight?”

“Don’t be sarcastic.”

“I’ll tell her you said that.”