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More praise for MaryJanice Davidson and her novels

“Erotically passionate!”

—Christine Feehan

“Entertaining, wicked, and delightful.”

—Romance Reviews Today

“A must-read for fans who appreciate a humorous out-of-this-world tale…fast-paced and filled with zingers.”

—Midwest Book Review

“One of the funniest books I have ever read! MaryJanice Davidson has once again brought to life an independent, wisecracking heroine…The story is fast-paced, the sex is hot, and the humor outrageous! I highly recommend this story to everyone.”

—Paranormal Romance Reviews

“Classic MaryJanice Davidson, in that it had me laughing throughout the book. It is one of the most original story ideas I have read in a long time also…[and] has the steamy love scenes that Ms. Davidson is known for…Awesome.”

—The Best Reviews

“[A] wickedly clever and amusing romp. Davidson’s witty dialogue, fast pacing, smart plotting, laugh-out-loud humor, and sexy relationships make this a joy to read.”

—Booklist

“A hilarious romp full of goofy twists and turns, great fun for fans of humorous vampire romance.”

—Locus

“This is one of the most erotic books that I’ve read in years.”

—Escape to Romance

Berkley Sensation titles by MaryJanice Davidson

UNDEAD AND UNWED

UNDEAD AND UNEMPLOYED

UNDEAD AND UNAPPRECIATED

UNDEAD AND UNRETURNABLE

DERIK’S BANE

DEAD AND LOVING IT

Dead and Loving It

MaryJanice Davidson

BERKLEY SENSATION, NEW YORK

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“Santa Claws,” “Monster Love,” and “There’s No Such Thing as a Werewolf” were originally published in e-book format.

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