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Chapters (116)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. Chapter 3
  8. Chapter 4
  9. Chapter 5
  10. Chapter 6
  11. Chapter 7
  12. Chapter 8
  13. Chapter 9
  14. Chapter 10
  15. Chapter 11
  16. Chapter 12
  17. Chapter 13
  18. Chapter 14
  19. Chapter 15
  20. Chapter 16
  21. Chapter 17
  22. Chapter 18
  23. Chapter 19
  24. Chapter 20
  25. Chapter 21
  26. Chapter 22
  27. Chapter 23
  28. Chapter 24
  29. Chapter 25
  30. Chapter 26
  31. Chapter 27
  32. Chapter 28
  33. Chapter 29
  34. Chapter 30
  35. Chapter 31
  36. Chapter 32
  37. Chapter 33
  38. Chapter 34
  39. Chapter 35
  40. Chapter 36
  41. Chapter 37
  42. Chapter 38
  43. Chapter 39
  44. Chapter 40
  45. Chapter 41
  46. Chapter 42
  47. Chapter 43
  48. Chapter 44
  49. Chapter 45
  50. Chapter 46
  51. Chapter 47
  52. Chapter 48
  53. Chapter 49
  54. Chapter 50
  55. Chapter 51
  56. Chapter 52
  57. Chapter 53
  58. Chapter 54
  59. Chapter 55
  60. Chapter 56
  61. Chapter 57
  62. Chapter 58
  63. Chapter 59
  64. Chapter 60
  65. Chapter 61
  66. Chapter 62
  67. Chapter 63
  68. Chapter 64
  69. Chapter 65
  70. Chapter 66
  71. Chapter 67
  72. Chapter 68
  73. Chapter 69
  74. Chapter 70
  75. Chapter 71
  76. Chapter 72
  77. Chapter 73
  78. Chapter 74
  79. Chapter 75
  80. Chapter 76
  81. Chapter 77
  82. Chapter 78
  83. Chapter 79
  84. Chapter 80
  85. Chapter 81
  86. Chapter 82
  87. Chapter 83
  88. Chapter 84
  89. Chapter 85
  90. Chapter 86
  91. Chapter 87
  92. Chapter 88
  93. Chapter 89
  94. Chapter 90
  95. Chapter 91
  96. Chapter 92
  97. Chapter 93
  98. Chapter 94
  99. Chapter 95
  100. Chapter 96
  101. Chapter 97
  102. Chapter 98
  103. Chapter 99
  104. Chapter 100
  105. Chapter 101
  106. Chapter 102
  107. Chapter 103
  108. Chapter 104
  109. Acknowledgments
  110. Discover More
  111. On Henry Darger
  112. Selected Bibliography
  113. About the Author
  114. Teaser Chapter
  115. Also by Elizabeth Hand
  116. Praise for Elizabeth Hand’sCurious Toys

BACK IN HIS room, Lionel lit up one of the hashish cigarettes Max’s boy had delivered and inhaled deeply. He’d left Essanay in a rage after yet another argument with Spoor.

“What is this garbage, Mr. Gerring? Women buried alive, skeletons in tombs—” Spoor had tossed the pages of Lionel’s most recent photoplay back onto his desk.

“She gets saved,” Lionel protested. “It’d be perfect for Bushman.”

“Bushman would follow Chaplin to California if he ever got a whiff of this. Garbage,” he repeated in disgust.

“It’s from Edgar Allan Poe.”

“Dieter’s already working on Edgar Allan Poe. ‘The Raven,’ lots of spooky stuff. And where’s the love interest? That’s what the ladies want to see. Something funny and exciting. Brewster’s Millions, why didn’t you come up with that one before DeMille?”

“Because George Barr McCutcheon already did, years ago. In a book.”

“No one wants to watch a story about a murderer.”

“He gets captured! We see him brought to the gallows in chains!”

Spoor’s face crinkled in distaste. “No one wants to see that, either, Gerring.”

A week earlier he’d pitched a flicker inspired by The Tales of Hoffmann, which he’d seen before he fled New York. He’d been especially intrigued by the segment featuring a life-size toy, an automaton that could dance and sing. Lionel had typed up a photoplay, six scenes, all but the last set in a toy shop.

“You’ve got something here,” Spoor had said. “I like the toy shop, the dolls, too. But it’s too spooky. And kissing the doll, that just strikes me as peculiar. Maybe these…notions…are accepted back East, Mr. Gerring, but not here. I don’t want to see any more girls buried alive, or men fondling kids dressed like dolls. Spoiled my dinner, reading that. Made me think of my own little girls.”

Lionel didn’t bother pointing out that half the movies shot in Chicago and New York starred girls under sixteen, or women cast because they looked like children. Or that some of the most successful moving pictures of the last few years were what Spoor called garbage: The Body in the Trunk, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Skull.

Spoor handed the sheaf of typescript back to Lionel. “But it’s a funny idea. I mentioned it to Wally, it’s a good fit for him. Write it funny. Get it to me by Wednesday, we can begin shooting next week.”

That had been just over a week ago. Sweedie’s Tell-Tale Toys had already opened and was raking in the nickels. There’d been no point in arguing. Lionel got paid a hundred and fifty dollars for a Sweedie scenario…