Chapters (49)
- Cover
- About the Author
- CAT
- Dedication
- Nothing Else
- A Simple Story of Accrington Stanley
- Charlotte’s Dog
- Round
- Advice to Spiders
- Granny Tom
- Mothering
- The Cobra’s Crimbo
- Sadie Goes to Sea
- March Dusk
- Fishing Vessel
- Sid the Rat
- Dave Dirt’s Jacket Pocket
- Get This Straight
- Zoe’s Ear-rings
- Mr Angelo
- Drinking Song
- Zoob
- Fast Food
- What Was It?
- Mercy
- Dave Dirt’s Christmas Presents
- Irish Haiku
- Acorn Haiku
- The Head’s Hideout
- The Singing Spud
- Freeze
- Let’s Hear it for the Limpet
- The Site
- Something He Left
- Dave Dirt Was on the 259
- Frosty Winds Made Moan
- Strange Service
- Objection
- Horace
- Afternoon of a Prawn
- Mirror Poem
- Finbar
- Just Before Christmas
- The Moody Messenger
- City Rain
- Snarl
- Applause
- Dialogue between My Cat Bridget and Me
- The Magic Box
I’m writing too,
Poems better
Than you can do?
K: Is that a fact?
We’ll see about that.
I must be cracked
To put up with a cat
That lies there dribbling
And trying to bite a
Bit off the ribbon
Of my typewriter.
B: I have to use
My tongue to say
The words I want,
Like you. OK?
K: Maybe so,
But I don’t see how.
All you know
To speak’s miaow.
B: Different miaows.
Sometimes I yell them,
Sometimes whisper:
It’s the way I tell them.
K: You think you’re a better
Poet than me?
B: So that’s what you’re
Supposed to be!
The Magic Box
I will put in the box
the swish of a silk sari on a summer night,
fire from the nostrils of a Chinese dragon,
the tip of a tongue touching a tooth.
I will put in the box
a snowman with a rumbling belly,
a sip of the bluest water from Lake Lucerne,
a leaping spark from an electric fish.
I will put in the box
three violet wishes spoken in Gujarati,
the last joke of an ancient uncle
and the first smile of a baby.
I will put in the box
a fifth season and a black sun,
a cowboy on a broomstick
and a witch on a white horse.
My box is fashioned from ice and gold and steel,
with stars on the lid and secrets in the corners.
Its hinges are the toe joints
of dinosaurs.
I shall surf in my box
on the great high-rolling breakers of the wild Atlantic,
then wash ashore on a yellow beach
the colour of the sun.