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JONAH
(On “and looks down.”)
He does not look down on you! Or your family!
DAPHNA
For being what he is but doesn’t want to be and for not hating it. He looks down on us. You know what, let’s just drop it. Ok? Let’s just. Whatever. Let’s just drop it.
Long pause.
Whatever.
Long pause.
It’s not even worth it.
Long pause.
It’s just the reason I bring it up at all is, well, there is a reason, and I hate that I even need to do this but I know if I don’t say something it’ll just be, whatever, so there’s something I want to ask you. Ok?
Ok?
JONAH
O … k …
DAPHNA
Poppy’s chai.
I want it.
It’s the only thing of his I want. Everything else, count me out, but Poppy’s chai is like …
And I’m the only one who that stuff even matters to. You said so yourself, it doesn’t matter to everyone like it matters to me so it makes sense that the person who religion like actually really means something to should get the most religious, I mean, I’m moving to Israel when I graduate? I want to join the army— there are all these weird immigration regulations but in the fall, I’m starting my rabbinical coursework with— did I tell you this? There’s this amazing rabbi who does pre-rabbinical coursework in Haifa? For women? And she’s vegan, and like— I know, a chai is typically worn by, men usually wear them but technically it’s a piece of jewelry. I mean, a medallion on a chain? That’s jewelry, and I’m the only one who wears— this is important to me, Jonah. I wouldn’t be saying something if it wasn’t, you know? And so, like, what do you think?
JONAH
I don’t, I mean … it’s not really up to me.
DAPHNA
It’s not up to you, but when my Mom talked to your Mom she was like the kids should work it out, because apparently as it turns out Poppy’s will is like basically useless which I don’t blame him for, at all, but like, no one actually realized that someone would have to actually figure this stuff out at some point but it’s like that point is now here, and, but, so, like …
JONAH
I really don’t want to be involved in—
DAPHNA
You’re one of Poppy’s grandchildren, you’re involved.
JONAH
I don’t know.
DAPHNA
You have to know—
JONAH
No. I don’t want it, so just … That’s it.
DAPHNA
You don’t?
JONAH
No.
DAPHNA
So then it’s cool with you for me to—
JONAH
I really don’t want to be involved in this—
DAPHNA
What about Liam?
JONAH
What about him?
DAPHNA
Do you think he’ll agree with us, or, like, do you think like, he like, wants it?
JONAH
I said I don’t—
DAPHNA
Has he said anything to you, or your Mom, or—
JONAH
You asked me how I felt, I said I don’t want it, so … that’s it.