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Contents ( 108)
  1. Praise for Andi Osho
  2. Copyright
  3. Note to Readers
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Jemima
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Meagan
  9. Chapter 3
  10. Simi
  11. Chapter 4
  12. Jemima
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Simi
  15. Chapter 6
  16. Meagan
  17. Chapter 7
  18. Jemima
  19. Chapter 8
  20. Meagan
  21. Chapter 9
  22. Jemima
  23. Chapter 10
  24. Simi
  25. Chapter 11
  26. Jemima
  27. Chapter 12
  28. Meagan
  29. Chapter 13
  30. Jemima
  31. Chapter 14
  32. Simi
  33. Chapter 15
  34. Meagan
  35. Chapter 16
  36. Jemima
  37. Chapter 17
  38. Simi
  39. Chapter 18
  40. Jemima
  41. Chapter 19
  42. Simi
  43. Chapter 20
  44. Meagan
  45. Chapter 21
  46. Jemima
  47. Chapter 22
  48. Meagan
  49. Chapter 23
  50. Simi
  51. Chapter 24
  52. Jemima
  53. Chapter 25
  54. Meagan
  55. Chapter 26
  56. Jemima
  57. Chapter 27
  58. Simi
  59. Chapter 28
  60. Meagan
  61. Chapter 29
  62. Jemima
  63. Chapter 30
  64. Meagan
  65. Chapter 31
  66. Simi
  67. Chapter 32
  68. Jemima
  69. Chapter 33
  70. Meagan
  71. Chapter 34
  72. Simi
  73. Chapter 35
  74. Jemima
  75. Chapter 36
  76. Meagan
  77. Chapter 37
  78. Simi
  79. Chapter 38
  80. Jemima
  81. Chapter 39
  82. Meagan
  83. Chapter 40
  84. Simi
  85. Chapter 41
  86. Jemima
  87. Chapter 42
  88. Meagan
  89. Chapter 43
  90. Simi
  91. Chapter 44
  92. Jemima
  93. Chapter 45
  94. Meagan
  95. Chapter 46
  96. Simi
  97. Chapter 47
  98. Jemima
  99. Chapter 48
  100. Simi
  101. Chapter 49
  102. Meagan
  103. Chapter 50
  104. Jemima
  105. Epilogue
  106. The girls
  107. Acknowledgements
  108. About the Publisher

Simi nodded, not reassured at all. No matter how hard she tried, things rarely went her way. Usually she only found out she hadn’t got the job when she stumbled across the show on TV. And who did she most often see staring back at her from the screen – Sandra Scott. She was everywhere, doing everything from selling toilet roll to delivering bad news in the latest hospital drama. Simi didn’t wish Sandra less success, she just wanted a little for herself. And where was ‘Sandy’? she wondered. Normally, by now she’d have breezed in, shattering all hope. Was it possible for once, she hadn’t made the cut and Antonia was in a race against time to fill the role? If that was the case, Simi was more than happy to be the rank outsider stealing a last minute win. She had to focus though. With or without Sandra in the race, this could easily be snatched from her by any one of the great actresses being seen for this role. Simi scrolled through the notes Meagan had emailed her, perplexed. She had only ever had two agents in her career, one of whom had spent most of their relationship trying to enrol her in a colon cleanser pyramid scheme. But though she’d had little experience of what agents did, she was sure burying her under a pile of acting notes, wasn’t part of the deal. Every audition Meagan sent her on was the same. The annoying part was, Simi knew Meagan didn’t do this with her comedians. She wasn’t telling them how to deliver their jokes so why was she telling Simi how to act? She reread Meagan’s notes still unconvinced. Meagan, who only ever skim-read scripts had advised her to play Dorothea as angry – because it would be funny. However to Simi, Dorothea seemed happy about her situation evidenced by the line, ‘Being in my lady’s favour has advanced me beyond my station. I could not have hoped for more!’ Why would someone say that in anger? Was she being sarcastic? Simi speculated. Possibly but there was literally nothing in the script to suggest that. Dare she ignore Meagan’s advice and follow her own instincts just this once? The very thought gave her the jitters. Moments before the biggest audition of her life was not the time to go rogue.

Inside the audition room, Antonia lowered her glasses as Simi looked at her expectantly, pleased with her performance. She’d made ‘angry’ work and given almost everything, leaving just a little in reserve in case Antonia wanted more. Antonia cleared her throat as the echoes from Simi’s angry shouting bounced around the room.

‘That was very – interesting,’ she said.

Simi smiled hoping ‘interesting’ was casting-speak for, you got the job, kid!

Cameron, who had been lying on a tattered chaise longue opposite Simi stood up and slinked, feline-like, over to the window. She pushed it open and with the ease of a cat, slipped out onto the fire escape and lit a cigarette as long and thin as her limbs.