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Contents (108)
  1. Praise for Andi Osho
  2. Copyright
  3. Note to Readers
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Jemima
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Meagan
  9. Chapter 3
  10. Simi
  11. Chapter 4
  12. Jemima
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Simi
  15. Chapter 6
  16. Meagan
  17. Chapter 7
  18. Jemima
  19. Chapter 8
  20. Meagan
  21. Chapter 9
  22. Jemima
  23. Chapter 10
  24. Simi
  25. Chapter 11
  26. Jemima
  27. Chapter 12
  28. Meagan
  29. Chapter 13
  30. Jemima
  31. Chapter 14
  32. Simi
  33. Chapter 15
  34. Meagan
  35. Chapter 16
  36. Jemima
  37. Chapter 17
  38. Simi
  39. Chapter 18
  40. Jemima
  41. Chapter 19
  42. Simi
  43. Chapter 20
  44. Meagan
  45. Chapter 21
  46. Jemima
  47. Chapter 22
  48. Meagan
  49. Chapter 23
  50. Simi
  51. Chapter 24
  52. Jemima
  53. Chapter 25
  54. Meagan
  55. Chapter 26
  56. Jemima
  57. Chapter 27
  58. Simi
  59. Chapter 28
  60. Meagan
  61. Chapter 29
  62. Jemima
  63. Chapter 30
  64. Meagan
  65. Chapter 31
  66. Simi
  67. Chapter 32
  68. Jemima
  69. Chapter 33
  70. Meagan
  71. Chapter 34
  72. Simi
  73. Chapter 35
  74. Jemima
  75. Chapter 36
  76. Meagan
  77. Chapter 37
  78. Simi
  79. Chapter 38
  80. Jemima
  81. Chapter 39
  82. Meagan
  83. Chapter 40
  84. Simi
  85. Chapter 41
  86. Jemima
  87. Chapter 42
  88. Meagan
  89. Chapter 43
  90. Simi
  91. Chapter 44
  92. Jemima
  93. Chapter 45
  94. Meagan
  95. Chapter 46
  96. Simi
  97. Chapter 47
  98. Jemima
  99. Chapter 48
  100. Simi
  101. Chapter 49
  102. Meagan
  103. Chapter 50
  104. Jemima
  105. Epilogue
  106. The girls
  107. Acknowledgements
  108. About the Publisher

‘No… but…’ said Simi.

‘You said he’s coming back at seven, right?’ Meagan said tapping her watch.

‘Yeah?’

‘Well, it’s already gone six!’

Simi’s eyes turned to saucers. ‘What?! Frig!’ she bawled, barging past Meagan and practically traversing the stairs on the balls of her feet. ‘What are you waiting for? We have to pack!’

Chapter 6

Meagan

Moments later Meagan’s slingbacks were clacking down Oscar’s wooden basement steps. At just over five foot one, flats were out of the question no matter the task at hand. Even when she broke her foot skiing, her compromise had been cork wedges. To Meagan, flat shoes were a reverse heel and looked brain-numbingly uncomfortable. She glanced over at Jemima’s Converse pumps. Of course she wore flats. Her primary concern was always a fast getaway.

All three of them looked around Oscar’s dark basement at the neatly piled boxes, old bike parts, unloved forgotten furniture and other crap people keep in the hope of one day needing again. Meagan folded up her sleeves and began lugging boxes upstairs. This was the third time they’d moved Simi out of a boyfriend’s flat and whilst she was well versed at handling the practicalities of Simi’s crises, inside she was beginning to fume. Why did women put themselves in this situation, moving into a guy’s place only to render themselves homeless when, inevitably, the shit hit the fan? It wasn’t that she was opposed to cohabiting – after all that was phase four of her life plan. It was the power imbalance that infuriated her. Even when Parker had teased a shared future, on this point Meagan had been clear – no one was moving in with anyone else. They would buy a new place together. In the end it had turned out to be academic. But at least she’d given it some thought. She was certain most of Simi’s issues lay in the fact that she didn’t have even a hint of a game plan. She was always either getting into something or coming out of it and in between, kissing an awful lot of frogs. Meagan glanced at the pathetic silhouette of her bereft friend, her chunky afro still sculpted into the shape of Meagan’s lap from the day before. She tensed. This was what her mother had been like when she’d separated from her dad. Meagan was determined, she would never let anyone have that kind of power over her.

‘Guys, come on,’ said Jemima clapping her hands. ‘We haven’t got long.’

She was right. They had to crack on. Meagan hoisted up another box of books. The quicker they sorted this the sooner everything could get back to normal. She wanted Jemima to get back to complaining about the injustices of the world, Todd to stop ruining good sex with his yammering and cuddles, and Simi to go back to being her normal, scatty, law-of-attraction loving self. She wanted her to be able to say Oscar’s name without hyperventilating but most importantly, she wanted her to go back to work – and soon – because the interesting thing that had popped up on Meagan’s phone yesterday very much involved Simi. Call it luck or fate but somehow Meagan had secured Simi an audition for IPC, a company who made some of the biggest shows on television. And if it weren’t for this bloody break-up, Meagan would be discussing that with Simi rather than heaving boxes of Deepak Chopra books up Oscar’s rickety basement stairs.