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Chapters (23)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Praise
  5. Animal Crackers
  6. Home Sweet Home
  7. Reasonable Terms
  8. Preservation
  9. Slim’s Last Ride
  10. Hit Man of the Year
  11. Talk Turkey
  12. How to Revitalize the Snake in your Life
  13. Gallus, Gallus
  14. Bloodworks
  15. Miss Waldron’s Red Colobus
  16. Dedication
  17. Acknowledgments
  18. A Note to the Reader
  19. By Hannah Tinti
  20. About the Author
  21. Excerpt from Twelve Lives of Samuel Hawley
  22. HAWLEY
  23. What’s next onyour reading list?

At first I thought it was a piece of wadded-up tissue. Rick was always carrying them around, balled in his fist. When I changed his bed, I’d find shreds of them in the sheets, as if he’d been up all night, tearing them to bits—but this wasn’t a tissue. It was Slim’s front leg.

We both looked at it for a while. A tiny white thing on the grass. Then I thought of something. “Pick it up,” I said. Rick stared at the ground. “Do it,” I said. Rick took the front of his shirt and tried to put it over his head. “No,” I said. I pulled it back down. “No more hiding. Hiding is for babies. Now, I want you to pick that up and get rid of it. It’s time you learned to clean up after yourself. I’ll take care of the rest.”

I left him out there with Slim’s leg and went inside to pull those yellow gloves out from under the sink again. No bites for me! Then I went back outside. Rick had picked up the little piece of rabbit and was pressing the tip of his finger against the paw pads.

I took a towel off the clothesline and put the clothespins in my pocket. I walked over to the rabbit, scooped it all up, and brought it inside.

Slim had stopped moving. I put the towel down carefully in the sink and opened it up to take a look at him. I thought he might be dead, but as soon as I touched his shoulder, he started scrambling, clawing at me. I held him tight. He wasn’t going anywhere.

I scrounged some codeine out of the medicine cabinet, ground it up, and put it in Slim’s water. That helped. I held his glass feeder like it was a baby’s bottle. When he calmed down enough, I tied his little stump tight.

I went to look for a needle. I got some dental floss out of the medicine cabinet—mint. When I got back to the kitchen, Slim was out cold. I pulled the pieces of his skin together till they overlapped and clipped them with a clothespin from my pocket. I ran the end of a piece of floss through my lips to thread the needle—mint!—and tied the end in a knot. When I pushed the point through his skin, there was a tiny pop, and then it slid through nicely. I sewed up his side. I used a cross-stitch. I’m no seamstress, but it didn’t look bad.