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Chapters (63)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise for All About Us
  3. About the Author
  4. Note to Readers
  5. Dedication
  6. Prologue
  7. Chapter One
  8. Chapter Two
  9. Chapter Three
  10. Chapter Four
  11. Chapter Five
  12. Chapter Six
  13. Chapter Seven
  14. Chapter Eight
  15. Chapter Nine
  16. Chapter Ten
  17. Chapter Eleven
  18. Chapter Twelve
  19. Chapter Thirteen
  20. Chapter Fourteen
  21. Chapter Fifteen
  22. Chapter Sixteen
  23. Chapter Seventeen
  24. Chapter Eighteen
  25. Chapter Nineteen
  26. Chapter Twenty
  27. Chapter Twenty-One
  28. Chapter Twenty-Two
  29. Chapter Twenty-Three
  30. Chapter Twenty-Four
  31. Chapter Twenty-Five
  32. Chapter Twenty-Six
  33. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  34. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  35. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  36. Chapter Thirty
  37. Chapter Thirty-One
  38. Chapter Thirty-Two
  39. Chapter Thirty-Three
  40. Chapter Thirty-Four
  41. Chapter Thirty-Five
  42. Chapter Thirty-Six
  43. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  44. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  45. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  46. Chapter Forty
  47. Chapter Forty-One
  48. Chapter Forty-Two
  49. Chapter Forty-Three
  50. Chapter Forty-Four
  51. Chapter Forty-Five
  52. Chapter Forty-Six
  53. Chapter Forty-Seven
  54. Chapter Forty-Eight
  55. Chapter Forty-Nine
  56. Chapter Fifty
  57. Epilogue
  58. Acknowledgements
  59. Author Q&A with Tom Ellen
  60. Extract
  61. Will
  62. Will
  63. About the Publisher

He shoots me a wink and I nod back, dumbly. Even though I was expecting to see him, that now-familiar sense of confusion and nervous excitement is thrumming once again in my chest. There’s so much I need to ask him.

The old man plonks three mugs of tea down next to Harv’s half-eaten sandwich, and settles in the chair opposite me. ‘So, I told you we’d meet again, didn’t I? What’s on your mind this time?’

I look back at Harv, who’s blowing the steam off his mug of tea as he stares around him. The idea of bringing him along now seems utterly, obviously insane. I mean, how am I supposed to have this conversation in front of him?

The watch-seller reads my mind. ‘Don’t worry about your friend here,’ he says. ‘Back in the present, he won’t have any memory at all of this encounter taking place. It will be like it never happened.’

‘Er … what was that, mate?’ Harv says.

The watch-seller grins and glances down at Harv’s belly. ‘You’ve filled out a little since I last saw you.’

Harv’s mouth forms the ‘W’ of ‘what’, but no sound comes out. Despite everything, I find I’m quite enjoying the novel sensation of not being the most bewildered person in the room.

‘What is going on, Ben?’ Harv demands. ‘Seriously, who is this dude?’

The watch-seller answers for me. ‘In the year 2020, I gave your friend here a wristwatch that allows him to revisit various moments in his past. He’s reliving one of these moments right now, and I assume he’s here because he wants my advice.’

Harv continues to stare at him blankly, his mouth a perfect straight line.

‘It’s true, Harv,’ I find myself saying. ‘It sounds mad, obviously …’

Harv sniffs and takes a gulp of his tea. ‘Look, if you’re both gonna be twats, I’ll just go to the pub.’

I turn back to the old man. ‘Will he really not remember this?’

The old man shakes his head.

‘So, nothing I do in these moments will have any effect in 2020?’

‘Not directly, no.’

‘What. Is. Going. On?’ Harv thumps the table with every word, making the mugs rattle. ‘Is this some kind of prank? Are we being filmed or something?’

‘Do you really not remember?’ I ask him. ‘When we talked about time travel, the night of Marek’s play at uni? Before we played Sardines in the maze? You came with me to the Drama Barn because I was so late. And before that, we talked about Groundhog Day in the kitchen.’

Harv narrows his eyes. ‘No … that’s not what happened, Ben. I only saw you later, after the play. And we definitely didn’t talk about Groundhog Day. I would remember if we did, because I bloody love that film.’

The watch-seller nods. ‘Great film.’