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Chapters (63)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise for All About Us
  3. About the Author
  4. Note to Readers
  5. Dedication
  6. Prologue
  7. Chapter One
  8. Chapter Two
  9. Chapter Three
  10. Chapter Four
  11. Chapter Five
  12. Chapter Six
  13. Chapter Seven
  14. Chapter Eight
  15. Chapter Nine
  16. Chapter Ten
  17. Chapter Eleven
  18. Chapter Twelve
  19. Chapter Thirteen
  20. Chapter Fourteen
  21. Chapter Fifteen
  22. Chapter Sixteen
  23. Chapter Seventeen
  24. Chapter Eighteen
  25. Chapter Nineteen
  26. Chapter Twenty
  27. Chapter Twenty-One
  28. Chapter Twenty-Two
  29. Chapter Twenty-Three
  30. Chapter Twenty-Four
  31. Chapter Twenty-Five
  32. Chapter Twenty-Six
  33. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  34. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  35. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  36. Chapter Thirty
  37. Chapter Thirty-One
  38. Chapter Thirty-Two
  39. Chapter Thirty-Three
  40. Chapter Thirty-Four
  41. Chapter Thirty-Five
  42. Chapter Thirty-Six
  43. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  44. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  45. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  46. Chapter Forty
  47. Chapter Forty-One
  48. Chapter Forty-Two
  49. Chapter Forty-Three
  50. Chapter Forty-Four
  51. Chapter Forty-Five
  52. Chapter Forty-Six
  53. Chapter Forty-Seven
  54. Chapter Forty-Eight
  55. Chapter Forty-Nine
  56. Chapter Fifty
  57. Epilogue
  58. Acknowledgements
  59. Author Q&A with Tom Ellen
  60. Extract
  61. Will
  62. Will
  63. About the Publisher

‘That was you in the bar? I thought I’d imagined it.’

‘It was indeed.’ He wrinkles his nose slightly. ‘I was glad to get out of there, truth be told. The smell of sambuca was overpowering.’

‘I can’t believe this,’ I murmur.

There’s something so familiar about him. Something I can’t quite put my finger on.

‘So … you remember meeting me in that pub on Christmas Eve?’ I ask.

‘Oh yes. Christmas Eve 2020.’

‘But that hasn’t happened yet,’ I hiss. ‘That’s fourteen years from now!’

‘Mmm. It is indeed.’ He pops a chestnut in his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ‘Needs more salt.’

I take a deep breath and try to compose myself. ‘Look, I don’t mean to be rude, but would you mind please just telling me what is happening?’

The old man purses his lips as he sprinkles salt over the chestnuts. ‘I noticed you were at something of a crossroads that night in the pub. You were feeling lost and confused. And I wanted to help.’

‘Right. And your method of helping was to give me a time-travelling watch?’

‘That’s about the long and short of it.’ He grins and taps the grill with his spoon. ‘Did you want a chestnut?’

I exhale and squeeze the bridge of my nose. ‘What happens if I eat one? Do I get whisked back to the Renaissance or something?’

He bursts out laughing. ‘The Renaissance! Very good. No, these are just your average common-or-garden chestnuts. Well, above average, actually. Extremely tasty, in fact.’ He holds one up to me, but I shake my head. ‘Suit yourself,’ he shrugs. ‘I’m sure you’re full of questions and we haven’t got long. So, fire away.’

That ‘haven’t got long’ remark makes me think of the time frozen on my watch. I hold it up to him. ‘Why is it stuck at one minute to twelve?’

A crumpled smile cuts through his scruffy beard, and his blue eyes sparkle at me. ‘I think you’ve already worked that out, haven’t you?’

‘Because one minute to midnight is when my time here is up?’ I say, slowly. ‘It’s when I … jump again?’

The old man beams and nods, like a teacher who’s just coaxed the correct answer out of a particularly dim student.

‘So, I will jump again, then?’ I ask him.

‘It’s highly likely.’

‘Where to?’

The old man sighs. ‘That, I can’t tell you.’

‘Why not?’

‘Because you already know the answer.’

‘Trust me, I don’t.’

He jabs at the chestnuts with his spoon. ‘I’m confident it will come to you.’

I lean my head back in frustration. ‘Look … I get that being vague and mysterious is sort of your thing. But I could really do with some proper, concrete answers right now.’