Chapters (30)
- Cover
- Title Page
- Daily Argus
- 1. Hell or High Water
- 2. Going, Going, Gorgon
- 3. Family Matters
- 4. Can’t Stand the Heat
- 5. Shades
- 6. Fight Fire with Fire
- 7. Father for Justice
- 8. Call to Arms
- 9. Jail Break
- 10. Don’t Look Back
- 11. Gods On
- 12. Home Sweet Home
- 13. Reunited
- 14. A True Gem
- 15. Tartarus
- 16. War
- 17. Beware Gods Bearing Gifts
- 18. A Right Royal Kicking
- 19. Oh, Brother
- 20. Mother of All Battles
- 21. The End of the World
- 22. Superstar
- 23. Under the Hammer
- 24. Home Farm
- 25. Boiling Over
- 26. Dave and Elliot Hooper
- What’s What
Realm: Earth
Powers: Various, including strength, courage, cookery, singing, personal training and event management
An elite subgroup of DEITIES including Hercules, Theseus, Jason and Achilles. Legendary for their heroic exploits of yore, now helping/hindering mortals with their gifts.
OLYMPIANS
Category: Olympians
Realm: Mount Olympus
Powers: Various, including juicing, hunting (illegally), jamming, cooking and interior decor
The remainder of ZEUS’s close family, including Artemis, Apollo, Ares, Dionysus, Hera, Demeter, Hestia, Hades and Poseidon. All have retained divine gifts, although this is not always clear.
PEGASUS
Category: Elemental, but considers himself Olympian
Realm: Mount Olympus (where he belongs – self-proclaimed)
Powers: 1) Battle steed 2) Mane sheen
This noble steed is a fearless warrior. Also frequent cover star of Mane Monthly.
THANATOS
Category: Daemon (of Death), King of the Daemons
Realm: Underworld
Powers: 1) Strength 2) Chaos Stones (pending)
Currently preparing for world domination, the King of the Daemons requires only one more CHAOS STONE to fulfil his plans. And for ELLIOT to hand them over. Chances of success currently incalculable.
HYPNOS
Category: Daemon (of Sleep)
Realm: Underworld
Powers: 1) Dominion over sleep 2) Annoying his brother
After successfully delivering ELLIOT to THANATOS, Hypnos’s chances of survival have improved. But true affiliations still unknown. By anyone. Possibly including self.
NYX
Category: Goddess (of the Night); Daemon by marriage and affinity
Realm: Underworld
Powers: 1) Control of nocturnal forces 2) Dissembling 3) Motherhood (contested)
Determined to see her son THANATOS’s plans come to fruition, Nyx remains firmly by his side. Recently masquerading as David Hooper, the Goddess of the Night is now ready for victory. If she gets it.
CHARON
Category: Neutral, immortal ferryman
Realm: All
Powers: 1) Traffic avoidance 2) Hindsight
Charon saw every aspect of the current situation coming (self-proclaimed). Everyone should have listened to him (self-proclaimed). Five-star rated (self-proclaimed).
CERBERUS
Category: Elemental
Realm: Underworld
Powers: Security
The three-headed hound of hell is taking on extra responsibilities in these times of heightened security, and heightened credit-card bills (via wife).
PATRICIA PORSHLEY-PLUM
Category: Mortal
Realm: Earth (currently Home Farm, Wiltshire, UK)
Powers: Too many to note (all nefarious)
Mrs Porshley-Plum has succeeded in her plans to remove Home Farm from the Hooper family and plans to sell forthwith. Also known as Mrs Poorly-Tum, Norseman’s-Thumb and Horse’s-Bum.
MR BOIL
Category: Mortal
Realm: Earth
Powers: 1) Teaching (allegedly) 2) Odour
Estranged from former ally PATRICIA PORSHLEY-PLUM, Lance Boil’s next moves are unclear. Possible inspiration for adage: ‘whoever smelt it, dealt it’.
GRAHAM SOPWEED
Category: Mortal (but you can Call Me Graham)
Realm: Earth
Powers: ?????
The headmaster of Brysmore Grammar School. For now.
Places
MOUNT OLYMPUS
Former residence of OLYMPIANS. Needs a dust.
ELYSIUM
Heavenly home of Zodiac Council. Not accessible to ELEMENTALS.
EARTH
Mortal realm. Very dirty.
ASPHODEL FIELDS
Formerly destination of aimless souls. Now shopping centre.
UNDERWORLD
DAEMON realm. Also home to Tartarus, eternal prison for the wicked. Not accessible to Gods.
RIVER STYX
Link between realms, accessed via CHARON and the Ship of Death.
Also used to swear solemn oaths which, if broken, remove immortality.
Categories
DEITIES