Chapters (21)
FOX I put it to the House that we have been deceived too long over His Majesty’s continuing illness. When are we going to see the Bill appointing the Prince Regent?
The King regards himself in the mirror, then reaches for the razor with Willis, Greville, Fitzroy and the pages all watching him. The King makes a sudden movement with the razor, as if he’s going to attack them. Braun jumps back. The King laughs.
MPS (out of view) When? When?
PITT In due course. It is still being drafted.
More shouts of ‘When?’
SPEAKER Order, Order!
PITT Soon.
Uproar. The faces of the MPs in close-up are madder than the King’s ever was.
SPEAKER Order, order. On Mr Fox’s motion to present the Bill, the House will divide. Ayes to the right, noes to the left.
The King proceeds to shave himself perfectly.
INT. WESTMINSTER. HOUSE OF COMMONS. LOBBY. DAY.
The sound of cheering from the chamber as Dundas pushes through to Pitt and Thurlow.
DUNDAS They won. Just three votes.
THURLOW Then you must present the Bill. The Prince must be made Regent.
INT. A CHURCH. DAY.
Fox and Sheridan sitting in a pew. Fox impatiently looking at his watch. Thurlow comes in with exaggerated stealth and takes the pew behind them, kneeling down and holding the bridge of his nose fastidiously between thumb and forefinger.
FOX Well?
THURLOW I’m praying, goddamn it.
He finishes praying.
I’m almost ready to give you my support.
FOX Now? We don’t need you now.
THURLOW I think you do.
He hands Fox the page torn from the marriage register.
Your boy’s married.
FOX No. She’s just his mistress.
He looks at the page.
THURLOW I haven’t told Mr Pitt. Yet.
SHERIDAN What is it you want?
THURLOW The good of the country.
Fox snorts contemptuously.
To remain as Lord Chancellor.
INT. CARLTON HOUSE. DINING ROOM. DAY.
Thurlow, Fox and Sheridan are now at dinner with the Prince of Wales, Maria and Warren.
PRINCE OF WALES Well, I’m sure that can be arranged. When, and if, we ever manage to get our hands on government.
The Prince glares at Fox.
FOX The Bill is ready, sir.
PRINCE OF WALES I am a snail, Lord Chancellor, creeping my way towards the throne. Even Maria is becoming impatient.
MARIA Only for His Majesty’s recovery, sir.
FOX And now the Lord Chancellor has come out in favour of Your Royal Highness, the end is surely in sight.
THURLOW I have always been in favour of His Royal Highness.
FOX Of course.
THURLOW Though I would say the present situation calls for a certain delicacy.
MARIA (to Prince of Wales) This is your father, sir. Be kind.
THURLOW Lie on your oars, sir, the tide is with you.
PRINCE OF WALES (fuming) The tide? Lie on my oars?
MARIA George!
THURLOW Your Royal Highness has but to wait.