Chapters (21)
STELLA Too good to waste on the patients.
Glyn passes Dickie with his tray as Oscar and Svend come up: gradually the others circle round.
OSCAR And what has Dickie been doing? Making lots of money in clever-Dickie fashion?
PAULINE He made me go into commodities, didn’t you, Dickie?
DICKIE Did I?
PAULINE Coffee. I had to buy coffee in the forward market. And a forest. We bought a forest.
BETTY Where?
PAULINE Where was it, Rufus?
RUFUS In Sussex somewhere.
GEORGE Someone was telling me if you went into wine you couldn’t lose. At the right time, of course.
RUFUS What is the right time, Dickie?
DICKIE Not now.
GEORGE Somebody told me the thing to do now is sell money.
PAULINE I hope commodities are still all right. There’s nothing wrong with commodities, is there, Dickie? It’s all in coffee. Should I sell the forest?
DICKIE Everybody seems to be selling money. I’m more inclined to buy it.
PAULINE Should I sell the forest?
DICKIE No point in selling the forest.
Stella, bored, moves away and helps herself to a canapé from Glyn’s plate.
RUFUS (out of shot) What about the coffee?
DICKIE (put of shot) It’s hard to get a true picture. If we were in South America I could tell you exactly what to do. Brazil. Paraguay.
PAULINE (out of shot) Paraguay! Isn’t he brilliant!
RUFUS Now, everybody – a toast! A toast to this house!
Glyn fills Stella’s glass.
PAULINE But where’s Totty? Shouldn’t we wait for Totty?
GEORGE She’s not coming. She’s ill.
PAULINE Totty ill?
STELLA Totty? Is she?
BETTY Don’t spoil things, George. She’s perfectly all right. It’s just something she’s got.
PAULINE It’s not …
STELLA Oh, shut up, darling.
RUFUS A toast to this house – to its warmth and its welcome.
Everyone drinks.
And to George and Betty, our dear friends, and the life they will have here. George and Betty!
They repeat the toast and all drink again.
GEORGE What about a conducted tour?
PAULINE Yes, please. I love houses.
GEORGE Everyone all right? … Follow me.
George leads the way. They all follow. Glyn eyeing Stella as they go. Dickie remains, his attention caught by the newspapers over the window.
INT. HALL. NIGHT.
Led by George, the party cross to the stairs and start up them.
OSCAR Dare one ask what it cost?
BETTY Oh, nothing.
OSCAR Nothing?
BETTY It was in the family.
GEORGE It belonged to Betty’s uncle. You should have seen it when we got it.
STELLA What was it like?
BETTY A pigsty.
GEORGE Filthy.
BETTY Uncle had lived here all his life: never done a thing to it.
GEORGE He was very old.
RUFUS Was he an eccentric?
BETTY No. He was a banker.
STELLA (calling) Dickie!
INT. DRAWING ROOM. NIGHT.