Chapters (21)
ACTOR 1 I was seventeen. He was twenty-three. You can’t do better for yourself than that, can you? We were bosom friends. I hope I haven’t shocked you.
ACTOR 2 As close as that?
ACTOR 1 We had separate beds. He was a stickler for convention.
INT. BBC STUDIO. PRODUCER’S BOX. DAY. 1963.
Halliwell, Orton and the Producer are listening.
ACTOR 1 (voice-over) But we spent every night in each other’s company. It was the reason we never got any work done.
Orton laughs.
(voice-over) I used to base my life round him. You don’t often get that, do you?
ACTOR 2 (voice-over) No.
We see Halliwell listening.
ACTOR 1 (voice-over) He had personality. That indefinable something.
INT. PEGGY RAMSAY’S OFFICE. PASSAGEWAY. DAY. 1964.
Orton is going down the passage to Peggy’s office with voice-over of
Actor 1 continuing.
ACTOR 1 (voice-over) His mentality wasn’t fully developed, but he was bound to make good sooner or later. He was the go-ahead type.
Orton opens the door marked ‘MARGARET RAMSAY PLAY AGENT.’
He goes in.
INT. PEGGY RAMSAY’S OFFICE, DAY. 1964.
Peggy’s voice is heard, as in the earlier scene.
PEGGY (voice-over) I knew nothing about him when he walked in.
He had considerable confidence and charm. I thought the radio play was derivative. I said so: he didn’t mind.
ORTON I’m writing a better one. For the stage.
PEGGY Well, Mr Orton, that sounds gorgeous. Would it be very rude to inquire how you are managing to live?
ORTON National Assistance. Three pounds ten a week. I’ve just come out of gaol.
Peggy roots in her handbag.
PEGGY Excellent. The papers love all that. Now this is what we call an advance. It means that when you finish this new play you’re writing, the one that’s going to be better, you bring it along and show me. (She gives Orton a bundle of pound notes.) John Orton. (Frowns.) Don’t like that. Sounds too much like John Osborne. Are you attached to John? As a name? No? Then try to think of another, dear.
Orton is leaving.
ORTON Next time …
She looks up.
Next time I come can I bring my friend?
INT. ARTS THEATRE. STALLS. DAY. 1964.
A rehearsal of Entertaining Mr Sloane is in progress. Orton is in the stalls and Halliwell in the circle. The Director plots some stage business with two of the actors. One of them is in his underpants.
DIRECTOR Now is that better? Joe?
ORTON Fine. (He is writing on a pad on his knee.)
DIRECTOR It feels better to me. Does it feel better to you?
ACTOR 1 It’s better for me.
ACTOR 2 Better for me too.
DIRECTOR Success!
The actors smile. An atmosphere of relief.
HALLIWELL Except that it’s not our play.
Orton is expressionless.
You’re making it into a cheap sex farce. That’s not what we wrote.
Orton says nothing.
DIRECTOR We?
ORTON Ken thinks …