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  1. A Midsummer Tights Dream
  2. Dedication
  3. Contents
  4. Back on the showbiz express
  5. Winter of Love
  6. I’m not an ice cream, I’m a human being!
  7. There’s no people like show people
  8. Eat the boat!
  9. Human glue
  10. Calf love
  11. Don’t forget your Bottom
  12. My corkers are on the move
  13. He’s a rusty heathen crow
  14. The ladder of showbiz
  15. Good-bye to a Tree Sister
  16. The hamster slippers of life
  17. A naturally cracking kisser
  18. Tunneling for his life
  19. Return of Cain the Bad
  20. Warming up my Bottom
  21. The fall of Dother Hall
  22. A Midsummer Tights Dream
  23. Tallulah’s glossary
  24. Other Works
  25. Copyright
  26. Back Ads
  27. About the Publisher

Either that or they do know how to say “huge” and are just being annoying.

Maybe toddlers can really secretly talk from birth.

I bet they can read as well.

They are just having a laugh.

And being lazy.

snogging scale

Cousin Georgia has a snogging scale from one to ten.

She told me about it when I visited her last holidays. I think it starts with “holding hands” and goes on getting, you know, more snoggy. Until Number 10, whatever that is. I don’t really remember much after “tongues,” which I think was 5.

I must ask her to write it down for me when I next see her.

splice the mainbrace

A bit like “Swab the poop deck!”

A nautical term of astonishment.

Like “Shiver my timbers” and “Left hand down a bit.”

tannoy

You call this a public address (PA) system apparently.

Which is a very polite term for something which in Yorkshire is a lunatic shouting at you over a loudspeaker on a train.

Other Works

The (Mis)Adventures of Tallulah Casey books:

WITHERING TIGHTS

The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson books:

ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL-FRONTAL SNOGGING

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I’M NOW THE GIRLFRIEND OF A SEX GOD

KNOCKED OUT BY MY NUNGA-NUNGAS

DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS

AWAY LAUGHING ON A FAST CAMEL

THEN HE ATE MY BOY ENTRANCERS

STARTLED BY HIS FURRY SHORTS

LOVE IS A MANY TROUSERED THING

STOP IN THE NAME OF PANTS!

ARE THESE MY BASOOMAS I SEE BEFORE ME?

Copyright

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A Midsummer Tights Dream

Copyright © 2012 by Louise Rennison Ltd

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Library of Congress catalog card number: 2012935601

ISBN 978-0-06-179936-5

EPub Edition © MAY 2012 ISBN 9780062114440

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