Contents ( 27)
- A Midsummer Tights Dream
- Dedication
- Contents
- Back on the showbiz express
- Winter of Love
- I’m not an ice cream, I’m a human being!
- There’s no people like show people
- Eat the boat!
- Human glue
- Calf love
- Don’t forget your Bottom
- My corkers are on the move
- He’s a rusty heathen crow
- The ladder of showbiz
- Good-bye to a Tree Sister
- The hamster slippers of life
- A naturally cracking kisser
- Tunneling for his life
- Return of Cain the Bad
- Warming up my Bottom
- The fall of Dother Hall
- A Midsummer Tights Dream
- Tallulah’s glossary
- Other Works
- Copyright
- Back Ads
- About the Publisher
We trooped up the stairs past the dorms and then up the narrow stairs that led on to the roof.
When we got there we discovered that Bob had put a Danger Area—absolutely NO Admittance. Dangerous tarpaulin notice across the stairs to the roof with a bit of ribbon to stop us going there.
Vaisey climbed over it, and me and Flossie walked straight through. Bob’s not around anyway. Probably gone off to comb his bob. We had a look on the roof but apart from a flapping tarpaulin held down with bricks there was nothing up there. It was chilly and lonely. Leaning over the parapet, I could just about see the dark outline of Woolfe Academy. I thought about Charlie over there. Not thinking about the thing that he wants us to forget about.
Oh yes, I am sure he wants to forget about the thing.
Forget about snogging a person and … and leading that person on. And pretending to like a person’s knees.
Well, I don’t think I can be friends with a boy like that.
Whoever he is.
I forget.
As we went back down into the dorm, Flossie pointed at the ceiling and said to me, “That tarpaulin is the only thing between us and the sky. Vaisey found a dead pigeon on her bedside table last night, didn’t you, Vaisey?”
Vaisey shook her curls around and said cheerfully, “Yeah, but it was just the one and it looked a bit depressed.”
Flossie said, “Well, it would be depressed, it was dead.”
Vaisey said, “No, but before that, you know, it looked like it didn’t have any mates.”
I said, “Let me get this right, Vaisey, are you saying that a pigeon committed suicide?”
Vaisey went a bit red. “Well, it looked upset.”
“Did you find a suicide note in its beak?”
Then we noticed that the curtain round Jo’s bed was drawn. We had a little peak through and Jo was lying on her bed looking at some letters. I bet they are from Phil. She looked up with her mouth all turned down like Matilda. I did my best smile, but she looked down at her letters again. Oh dear.
Flossie was rummaging through her drawers and said, “This will cheer you up, Jo. I’ve got some cheeky new corker holders.”
She held up a polka-dot lacy bra to show me and Vaisey.
It looked a bit on the large side. We went and poked our heads through Jo’s curtain. Flossie was dangling her corker holder in front of Jo. She said, “Look at these beauties.”
I was still looking at Flossie’s corker holder and said, “Flossie, is that the right size for you? Are you sure it fits? Isn’t it a bit on the, er, large side?”
Flossie had her Deep South accent on again and said, “Oh, it fits all right, Talllluuuuulah Casey. It fits REAL fine. Real snug! I’ll show you.” And she went off and swished the curtain round her bed.