Contents ( 50)
- SIGNIFICANT FAMILIES OF OZ
- Deposition of an Oracle
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- The Nursery in the Forest
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- No Good Old Days to Speak Of
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- A Coward for His Country
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- A Question of Influence
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- The Past Approaches
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- The Shroud of the Cowardly Lion
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- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
It was his first adult decision and therefore almost immediately revoked. A few days later he stumbled-literally-across the inaugural test of his mettle.
Evening. Brrr had been on the lookout for a growth of sweet forest pumpkin, which he especially favored. He hadn’t seen the fellow on the ground, and he’d stepped right on him. The pressure of his paw had awakened the hunter out of a torpor of pain. “Help,” said the man. Brrr leaped back, as terrified as he was surprised.
It was the youngest of the four hunters, the least offensive, though no saint either, by the stench. The fellow’s leg had been all but snapped off in a trap of some kind. Flies were making a banquet of the pus.
“Open the trap,” begged the poor sod. “Let me free, or else eat me at once. I’ve been here days beyond telling.”
Surely it can’t be more than three days, thought Brrr, but he didn’t contradict.
“I can’t bear another night,” claimed the fellow.
“The very dark,” said the Lion. This didn’t seem enough, so he added, “Isn’t it very very fright-ful?” It was his first remark to anyone other than himself, so it was the first time he heard himself sound like a pantywaist. What was that all about?
“I beg you. Mercy, for the love of the Unnamed God.”
The Lion backed up, his rump high in the air, his whiskers a-twitter.
“Release me or do me in-one or the other,” said the man, and fell to moaning. “Kill me and you can chew this wretched leg off my torso at last.”
“Actually, I’m very vegetarian,” said the Lion, proud of the actually. Is this how conversation was supposed to go? Your turn.
The young man reached again, for what must have been the ten thousandth time, to try to open the trap by force, but the thing was built to hold. He hadn’t the strength by himself, and the trap wouldn’t yield.
“You pull that side and I’ll pull the other,” said the fellow. “Together we can open it. Then, maybe you could cart me to a settlement, or at least to a stream. I’ve been rotting here with nothing to drink but the dew I could lick off the vegetation.”
But the Lion found the teeth of the trap alarming. “That’s a very iron mouth,” he observed. “Far too very dangerous. Look what it’s done to you.”
“It’s sprung, it can’t spring again. Hunter’s traps don’t work like that.”
Brrr shook his head.
“You imbecile. You flathead. I’m begging you-”
“I can’t risk it. There are those who rely on me for support,” said the Lion, thinking: Myself, for one, and one is enough. “Besides, I haven’t those curving shrimplike fingers you have. I can’t just purr the thing off you, you know.” He was trying for a jocular tone, but it seemed to lack smack, and the hunter’s distress was, well, distressing. Brrr pawed about, keeping a fair enough berth, sniffing and tossing his mane. “So this is a hunter’s trap, and you’re a hunter. And I’ve just put the two concepts together. Aren’t you a little bit very ashamed of yourself?”