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Chapters (43)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. Also by Dermot Healy
  4. Praise
  5. A GOAT’S SONG
  6. I. Christmas Day in the Workhouse
  7. 1. Waiting for Catherine
  8. 2. Walking the Triangle
  9. 3. A Taxi Through New York at Midnight
  10. 4. Shangrila
  11. 5. The Nomads
  12. 6. Christmas Morning
  13. 7. The Love Object
  14. 8. The Cockatiel
  15. II. The Salmon of Knowledge
  16. 9. The Death of Matti Bonner
  17. 10. The Fenian Ledger
  18. 11. The News at Six
  19. 12. The Summer Home
  20. 13. The Outsiders
  21. 14. As Gaelige
  22. 15. O’Muichin and the Cléirseach
  23. 16. The Salmon of Knowledge
  24. III. The Hares
  25. 17. The Mourners
  26. 18. The Greatest Man in Ballyconeely
  27. 19. Oh No, Don’t Stop the Carnival
  28. 20. The Illustrated Sons of Ireland
  29. 21. The Sea
  30. 22. Through the Downhill Tunnel
  31. 23. The Irishman
  32. 24. Madame George
  33. 25. What Did Shamey Coyle Do When He Left Prison?
  34. IV. The Musical Bridge
  35. 26. Flying in Belfast
  36. 27. Crossing the Musical Bridge
  37. 28. Searching for Jack in Yeats’ County
  38. 29. Guilt–tripping
  39. 30. Corrloch
  40. 31. The Cuckoo Mocks the Corncrake
  41. 32. A Time of Big Seas
  42. 33. Popular Songs
  43. 34. Happiness

Although it was really a folk festival, the committee had decreed that on the opening night there should be entertainment for the locals. So an old-fashioned country-and-western dance and a céilí had been arranged before the folk groups started. In a white suit a crooner from the fifties sang Walter Glynn’s version of “Where My Caravan Is Resting”, then came a local fiddle band who played too fast to dance to, then a long-retired country-and-western showband from Castlebar who looked into each other’s eyes as they swept through old popular airs. The band played behind low hardboard screens depicting sunsets, palmtrees and blue morning stars. The elderly singer sang with an American accent and wore a shirt with silver tassels. At the announcement of each new song the folk crowd gave a patronizing, exaggerated cheer. Every so often a priest with a low brimmed hat and billowing coat held a draw in aid of Knock Airport. He was greeted by raucous applause. As the dance proceeded he was out between every tune, sometimes a fraction late, so that, with a backward wave of his hand, the band ended the tune before it had rightly begun.

He saw off crystal vases, cigarettes, a bottle of Black Bush. At one stage he was bartering a tray of Bournville chocolates which he was holding high over his head when someone, it was said, tampered with the generator, one of those fuckers from Dublin it was said, the lights went off and, no way put out, he continued to talk on unseen and unheard while the tent floor buckled as the dancers raced across it. There were aggressive roars of laughter. Shrieks. Screams. The light came back on like the flap of the confessional being suddenly slid back.

The dancers, who were in their thirties and forties, old couples who had come for the nostalgia of the sixties showband tunes, were in each other’s arms kissing. Men were on their knees. One man’s trousers were down round his shins. The priest shook the chocolates over his head. “Number 242, a red ticket,” he roared down the thunderous microphone. The dance continued. The sixties people in their old-fashioned gear went country. The wind charged through the entrance. The stewards drew heartily on their cigarettes. The chairman of the Parish Committee spoke.

And though the Adams girls were asked to dance, they refused.