Back White Elephant
Chapters (56)
  1. Cover
  2. PART ONE The Preparations for the Party
  3. Claudine
  4. Zara
  5. Henry
  6. Zara
  7. Zara
  8. Claudine
  9. Henry
  10. Zara
  11. Claudine
  12. Henry
  13. Zara
  14. Claudine
  15. Henry
  16. PART TWO The Affair
  17. Claudine
  18. Henry
  19. Claudine
  20. Henry
  21. Claudine
  22. Henry
  23. PART THREE The Game
  24. Zara
  25. Claudine
  26. Henry
  27. Zara
  28. Claudine
  29. Zara
  30. Henry
  31. PART FOUR The Murders
  32. Claudine
  33. Henry
  34. Claudine
  35. Henry
  36. Claudine
  37. Henry
  38. PART FIVE The Process of Elimination
  39. Claudine
  40. Henry
  41. Henry
  42. Zara
  43. Zara
  44. Claudine
  45. Henry
  46. Claudine
  47. Zara
  48. Claudine
  49. Henry
  50. Claudine
  51. Henry
  52. Claudine
  53. Henry
  54. Claudine
  55. Zara
  56. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

The morning she passed, it was Steve she wanted to see first, not Henry. She couldn’t wait to tell him she was ready to be his new star agent. He was on the phone when she burst into his office. Without looking, he shooed her out and continued pitching whoever the sorry sucker was on the other end of the line, his lips smacking like a beast, the saliva in his mouth spraying his desk with each word. Not the reception she was imagining.

Claudine walked back to her desk. All around, agents were happily chatting with potential clients. None of them were her friends, nor had they been particularly nice during the year she had been there. In a bold moment, Claudine had asked Steve why he’d hired half the sales team in the first place. She didn’t see what was so special about them. They seemed exactly mediocre.

“That’s precisely what’s special about them,” Steve said.

They worked for him, he needed to make sure they never forgot that. Now, looking at them, she started to understand what he had meant. Truth, some customers like dealing with someone average. They don’t ever want to feel threatened. They feel safest doing business with someone bland. These people drive Volvos, watch Seinfeld reruns, invest in low-risk mutual funds. Safe players. Patient.

She went back to her desk. There was a package and a card waiting for her. She unwrapped it. A thin white picture frame. She opened the card. For your license. I’m so proud of you and can’t wait to celebrate tonight. Love, Henry. He was planning on cooking her a celebratory dinner. Finally crack open that bottle of rare Scotch they’d received from his coworkers as a wedding gift.

Steve appeared at her desk. His lame congratulations already felt too late. He was off to Snowmass for an appointment, not even considering the possibility that she might join him, now that she was a licensed agent. It was clear that nothing had changed: she was to answer phones and file paperwork. It was frustrating. It didn’t matter that his offer to take her out for a celebratory drink after work was in reaction to the disappointment on her face. It was the opening she needed.

“I’ll make us a reservation,” she said.