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  1. Cover
  2. PART ONE The Preparations for the Party
  3. Claudine
  4. Zara
  5. Henry
  6. Zara
  7. Zara
  8. Claudine
  9. Henry
  10. Zara
  11. Claudine
  12. Henry
  13. Zara
  14. Claudine
  15. Henry
  16. PART TWO The Affair
  17. Claudine
  18. Henry
  19. Claudine
  20. Henry
  21. Claudine
  22. Henry
  23. PART THREE The Game
  24. Zara
  25. Claudine
  26. Henry
  27. Zara
  28. Claudine
  29. Zara
  30. Henry
  31. PART FOUR The Murders
  32. Claudine
  33. Henry
  34. Claudine
  35. Henry
  36. Claudine
  37. Henry
  38. PART FIVE The Process of Elimination
  39. Claudine
  40. Henry
  41. Henry
  42. Zara
  43. Zara
  44. Claudine
  45. Henry
  46. Claudine
  47. Zara
  48. Claudine
  49. Henry
  50. Claudine
  51. Henry
  52. Claudine
  53. Henry
  54. Claudine
  55. Zara
  56. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

As everyone sat around in uncomfortable silence waiting for them to get back with the candles, Claudine felt a longing for her husband that she had never felt before, not even that night in the forest when she first set eyes on Miller’s cabin. Then came a voice:

It’s a lonely time to live through

How do you expect anyone to have any fun

Zara was singing.

Zara

When the lights went out I got super freaked out. I mean, I had just asked if Montague House was haunted. And then, bam, I’m surrounded by pitch-black in a snow storm? No way. Nu-uh. I would’ve grabbed Dave and we would have gotten the hell out of there, but I hadn’t picked my gift yet. I was 100 percent not buying this house that was possessed by two ghosts who’d killed each other, but I figured I’d come all the way to Aspen, so I shouldn’t go home empty-handed. I deserved something for my trouble.

When I’m afraid, I grab Pip. And when I’m still afraid, I sing. So that’s what I did. I picked an old Claudine Longet holiday song called “I Don’t Intend to Spend Christmas Without You.” It was originally written and performed by this American folksinger Margo Guryan, but Claudine’s rendition is much more mournful. The piano player knew it, because after the first few lines he started playing along.

When it ended, everybody stood up and started clapping. Then Jules and Henry came in carrying lit candles—and a fresh cocktail for Henry. I’m not one to count drinks, but he seemed to be hitting it pretty hard.

Finally the game continued. At this point we were about halfway through. I don’t remember all the specifics of who picked what, especially in light of what happened next. The time immediately before is kind of foggy. Basically, my tickets and backstage passes got stolen as much as possible. Henry didn’t have to worry about Steve getting them. Eventually they wound up with Rashida. Then it was Claudine’s turn. She picked right before me.

“Well,” she said, “I know how important tonight is to everyone, and I’m not about to let one of you go home with a joke. So, Natalie, I’ll take the statue, please.”

I saw Jules look at Henry and raise her eyebrows like, See? Henry tipped his glass to her and drank all of it.

Natalie looked relieved and went and picked from the table. Then it was my turn. I couldn’t help making it a bit dramatic. That’s part of my job, after all.