Jackie was a bit over-the-top, even for Jackie. The red stood out like a suppurating sore amid the other three women, drab and dull in their pastel twinsets. Each wore a strand of pearls, high enough on the neck to look like a collar; Jackie’s chunk of pendant—an owl—dangled between her tits, pushed up by the miracle of modern underwire and padding.

“I know her,” I said. “Knew her. We were in grad school together.”

“Grad school,” Olivia repeated. “What did she do?”

“Sociolinguistics.”

Olivia snorted but didn’t ask me to explain before she turned back toward the quartet of women and the moderator.

As usual, Jackie was ranting. “You actually think women should obey their husbands? In the twenty-first century?”

The woman to her right, the one in the baby blue cardigan, smiled. It was the sort of smile a flustered kindergarten teacher might give to a child throwing a tantrum, a smile full of pity and understanding. You’ll grow out of it, the smile said. “Let me tell you a few things about the twenty-first century, dear,” Ms. Baby Blue Cardigan said. “We don’t know who men are or who women are anymore. Our children are growing up confused. The culture of family has broken down. We have increases in traffic, pollution, autism rates, drug use, single parents, obesity, consumer debt, female prison populations, school shootings, erectile dysfunction. That’s just to name a few.” She waved a stack of manila folders in front of Jackie as the other two seventies-era Barbie dolls—Pure Women, they called themselves—nodded in somber agreement.

Jackie ignored the folders. “I suppose the next thing you’ll be telling us is that feminism is at fault for rape?”

“I’m glad you mentioned that, Miss Juarez,” Baby Blue Cardigan said.

“Ms.”

“Whatever. Do you know how many incidents of violent rape were reported in 1960? In the United States.”

“It’s interesting you use the word ‘reported,’” Jackie began.

“Seventeen thousand. Give or take. We’re up to five times that number this year.”

Jackie rolled her eyes, and the other two Pure Women went in for the kill. They had the numbers. They had charts and surveys. One of them introduced a collection of simple pie charts—they must have been organized in advance, I thought—while Jackie fought for airtime.

On the sofa next to me, Olivia chewed her lower lip. “I had no idea,” she said.

“No idea about what?”

“These numbers.” She pointed to one of the charts, now being televised with a prepared voice-over of Baby Blue’s voice. She had moved on from rape and was reciting statistics on antidepressant usage. “Jeez. One in six? That’s awful.”

No one in the studio audience was paying attention to Jackie’s claims of skewed statistics, of the correlation-causation fallacy, of the fact that of course no one was taking selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors in 1960, because they didn’t exist.