Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Got shit from the guys for posting it.

DrinkWithMe: Well, you’re getting nothing but praise from me. Job well done, sir.

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: It was all for you.

DrinkWithMe: Lies!

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Nope. I thought to myself, what kind of post would make DrinkWithMe so thirsty that she’d post a picture of the drink that cooled her down?

DrinkWithMe: Well, job well done because I have a strawberry cooler in my hand, and I’m about to settle down for a photo shoot. Maybe I’ll include my lips in this picture . . . sucking on the straw.

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Why did that just make my dick stir?

DrinkWithMe: Because you apparently never have sex, that’s why.

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Might have to figure out something for tonight, especially if you post a picture of those hot lips.

DrinkWithMe: Okay, okay . . . the flirting has picked up. I see what you’re doing.

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: I posted a picture of my abs today, meant for you. I’d say the flirting has most definitely picked up.

DrinkWithMe: *cracks knuckles* Then I need to up my game.

* * *

DrinkWithMe: I saw you today.

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Really? Where?

DrinkWithMe: In my dreams . . .

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: It’s now my turn to roll my eyes.

DrinkWithMe: Oh . . . so you don’t want to hear about what we were doing?

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Wait now, I didn’t say that. We were actually doing things?

DrinkWithMe: Naughty things. Legit had an orgasm in my dream. It was hot.

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Damn, that is hot. What were we doing?

DrinkWithMe: I was giving you a lap dance. You were hard, and I rode that ridge until I came.

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Have you, uh, given many lap dances?

DrinkWithMe: I was a stripper for two hours once in my life. It was for some frat party. I was paid one thousand dollars. I kept my clothes on but just went around and rolled on men’s laps. Easiest money I ever earned, but that was the only time I truly gave a lap dance. Anything else has just been more of a dry hump with a guy. Ever get a lap dance yourself?

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Still trying to comprehend the whole stripper thing . . . yet your clothes stayed on?

DrinkWithMe: Well, I was wearing a thong and a red tank top that was wet. You couldn’t see anything, but it was hot enough that the guys were pleased. I bought my class books with the money.

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Why am I jealous?

DrinkWithMe: Because you think I’m hot. I get it. I would be jealous too if you told me you were stripping in front of women. I would want that bean pole of yours swaying in my face. But don’t avoid the question. Have you ever gotten a lap dance?

Ryot.Bisley.Balls: Yeah. I’ve been to a few strip clubs, but nothing too intense. Just got a bit hard and that was it.

DrinkWithMe: I find that so freaking sexy. I would love to watch you get a lap dance by another woman. I bet you’re controlled and hold in how you’re feeling by biting on your lower lip.