I guess if you’re looking for suggestions, it’d be nice if you had an option where you could log off but still let your av stay on. Because I feel bad for dudes sometimes. Like, I know guys say the bodysuit cuts down on feeling—and when I first heard that, I was like, Um, please don’t fix that—but sometimes they can’t stay hard and then they need all this reassurance, or even if they stay hard it just takes too long. Then you have to stop before they get off, or you don’t say anything and just endure it. It’s definitely not ideal.

So, if I had the option, I’d totally get out of my bodysuit while the dude got himself off with my av. Like, if my av could be with him and it could say encouraging things automatically? Like a text-to-talk option, so I could be in bed and feed my av dialogue? That’d be way more compassionate than ghosting mid-sex once I’ve come—which, whatever, tons of dudes don’t think twice about ghosting once they’re done, but some guys are sweet. So, no, I don’t think it’s empty. I just wish you’d add an option so I could go to sleep and my av would finish him off, and kiss him, and say goodnight, and even lie with him for a while. That way we could both hold each other, and he’d never even know I wasn’t there.

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I was reading about the number of guys who present as girls—so, that’s like a pretty common thing, right? You probably have percentages on that? Really? So what are they? Fuck, that’s a lot.

Whatever, no judgment, it’s just that if I want to be with a woman, I want to know it’s a woman. And, yeah, sometimes I present as a girl—but that’s usually because I know the guy is actually a girl presenting as a guy. It’s not like I want actual guys to fuck me. I’m just saying that sometimes being fucked instead of doing the fucking is a pretty cool part about the whole thing, right? That’s kinda your whole ad campaign.