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Chapters (41)
  1. 1. Monday: Swindon
  2. 2. Monday: Phoebe Smalls
  3. 3. Monday: SpecOps
  4. 4. Monday: Shrink to Fit
  5. 5. Monday: Braxton Hicks
  6. 6. Monday: TJ-Maxx
  7. 7. Monday: Tuesday
  8. 8. Monday: Friday
  9. 9. Monday: The Madeupion
  10. 10. Monday: The Wingco
  11. 11. Monday: Evening
  12. 12. Tuesday: Library
  13. 13. Tuesday: Next Thursday
  14. 14. Tuesday: I’m Back
  15. 15. Tuesday: The Finis
  16. 16. Tuesday: Tuesday
  17. 17. Tuesday: The Sisterhood
  18. 18. Tuesday: Smalls
  19. 19. Tuesday: Home
  20. 20. Tuesday: The Destiny Aware
  21. 21. Wednesday: Library
  22. 22. Wednesday: Goliath
  23. 23. Wednesday: Adelphi
  24. 24. Wednesday: Blyton
  25. 25. Wednesday: Smite Solutions
  26. 26. Wednesday: Wroughton
  27. 27. Wednesday: Kemble Timepark
  28. 28. Wednesday: The Manchild
  29. 29. Wednesday: Dodo Buffer
  30. 30. Thursday: Budget
  31. 31. Thursday: Finisterre
  32. 32. Thursday: MadCon2004
  33. 33. Thursday: Gavin Watkins
  34. 34. Thursday: Evening
  35. 35. Thursday: Aornis
  36. 36. Friday: Morning
  37. 37. Friday: The Righteous Man
  38. 38. Friday: The Smiting
  39. 39. Friday: Destiny
  40. 40. Monday: End
  41. Acknowledgments

I checked my watch again and nodded to Phoebe, who was parked in the entranceway to the abandoned Chiseldon camp three hundred yards off. The clock ticked by until it was eleven, then eleven-fifteen. The traffic died down, as presumably everyone was in place to watch the spectacle, and even the staff in the gas station closed up the shop to go watch. Within a few minutes, I was completely alone.

As I stood there, I noticed a large Pontiac driving along the road in a slower-than-normal fashion. It pulled in to the gas station’s forecourt and stopped, just the other side of the pumps. I walked cautiously toward it and soon noticed that the engine was still running and that the windows were tinted.

I knocked on the window. After a pause the window wound down. There was a tanned man with a military-style haircut sitting in the driving seat, and through the window there came the faint waft of gun oil, coffee and body odor. There were four of them. They were armed, and they were bored.

“Yes?” said the driver.

“You know who I am and why I’m here,” I said softly, “and I want you to turn the car around and leave.”

He looked at me curiously and gave a slight smile. “And why would I do something like that?”

“Because I don’t want to kill you, and you don’t want to be dead.”

The smile dropped from his face.

“I don’t respond well to threats,” he said. “There are four of us, Miss Next. How many of us do you think you can take down before you’re dead?”

I stared at him, then at his front-seat passenger, who had his hand beneath a newspaper on his lap, presumably hiding a weapon of some sort.

“I can take two of you down for certain, three possibly. But it needn’t come to that. You’re not Goliath. You’re mercenaries. So aside from the cash, you’ve got no real reason to show any loyalty.”

“We think a lot of you, Miss Next,” replied the driver, “and we don’t actually want to hurt anyone. It’s messy, the paperwork is a headache and the lawsuits frequent, and the clients don’t like it. Our instructions are clear: Hold the righteous man in custody until after midday. But if anyone stands in our way, we are required to take whatever action is deemed appropriate. Do I make myself clear?”

“Perfectly. Now just go home and we’ll forget this ever happened.”

He shook his head, and I heard two faint clicks from the backseat as safeties were released.

“We can’t do that. We have reputations to consider. Do you know how oversubscribed the menacing business is these days? Gigs are hard to come by, and one failure can lose you clients as easy as blinking and, what’s worse, slash the daily rate in half.”