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Chapters (41)
  1. 1. Monday: Swindon
  2. 2. Monday: Phoebe Smalls
  3. 3. Monday: SpecOps
  4. 4. Monday: Shrink to Fit
  5. 5. Monday: Braxton Hicks
  6. 6. Monday: TJ-Maxx
  7. 7. Monday: Tuesday
  8. 8. Monday: Friday
  9. 9. Monday: The Madeupion
  10. 10. Monday: The Wingco
  11. 11. Monday: Evening
  12. 12. Tuesday: Library
  13. 13. Tuesday: Next Thursday
  14. 14. Tuesday: I’m Back
  15. 15. Tuesday: The Finis
  16. 16. Tuesday: Tuesday
  17. 17. Tuesday: The Sisterhood
  18. 18. Tuesday: Smalls
  19. 19. Tuesday: Home
  20. 20. Tuesday: The Destiny Aware
  21. 21. Wednesday: Library
  22. 22. Wednesday: Goliath
  23. 23. Wednesday: Adelphi
  24. 24. Wednesday: Blyton
  25. 25. Wednesday: Smite Solutions
  26. 26. Wednesday: Wroughton
  27. 27. Wednesday: Kemble Timepark
  28. 28. Wednesday: The Manchild
  29. 29. Wednesday: Dodo Buffer
  30. 30. Thursday: Budget
  31. 31. Thursday: Finisterre
  32. 32. Thursday: MadCon2004
  33. 33. Thursday: Gavin Watkins
  34. 34. Thursday: Evening
  35. 35. Thursday: Aornis
  36. 36. Friday: Morning
  37. 37. Friday: The Righteous Man
  38. 38. Friday: The Smiting
  39. 39. Friday: Destiny
  40. 40. Monday: End
  41. Acknowledgments

I spent the rest of the day at the library, trying to change the large quantity of salable equipment that Duffy and Spoons had earmarked into cash. The difficulty was not in finding a buyer— there was a lot of good stuff there—but persuading the banks to agree to a line of credit ahead of the sales. They wouldn’t be working tomorrow, because the financial center was to be evacuated as a precaution due to the upcoming smiting, so it was imperative that this was sorted before the end of the day. If it wasn’t, by the time the banks reopened on Monday morning, the Wessex All-You-Can-Eat-at-Fatso’s Drink Not Included Library Service would be bankrupt and closed, the rubber stamps would have fallen silent, and all chance of retrieving overdue books would be gone forever.

I’d called home several times to see how Friday was getting on at the timepark. Millon had gone with him to keep us advised of progress, but other than a call on a landline to say that Friday had donned a gravity suit and gone in, there was no news. If he had to go “deep slow” at the timepark to find the Manchild, he might not be out for hours.

Twice during the afternoon, I had my hand on the red phone and the emergency hotline to Nancy at the World League of Librarians, but each time Duffy laid his hand on mine, telling me this was not anywhere near a serious enough emergency, leaving me wondering just what was. But he was right. By the time early evening had rolled around, I had negotiated a half-million-pound overdraft. We now had two whole days in which to figure out our financial problems.

I dropped down to the subbasement as soon as I was done to see how Finisterre and Phoebe Smalls were doing with the palimpsests.

“We’re working through the pages of Brothels of Dorset on Sixpence a Day one leaf at a time,” replied James, whose eyes were looking tired from comparing hundreds of pictures, “and we’ve managed to source where the manuscripts he reused might have come from—mostly mass-copied cookbooks and celebrity bios.”

Phoebe held up a scan of one of the palimpsests, the old writing running under the new.

“This was originally a page from the thirteenth-century bestseller Parsnipe Cooking with Olive of Jamestown, which was the first cookbook to have a production run of over two figures.”

James held up another example of lost and recovered writing.

“And this was originally from an edition of John de Hepburn’s scurrilous Eleanor of Aquitaine tell-all, Bonkeing Kinges for Pleasure and Profite.”

“Yes, yes,” I said, “all very fascinating, “but anything unusual?”