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Contents ( 72)
  1. PART VII
  2. Like a King
  3. Change
  4. The Little People
  5. No More Trouble
  6. Bring Out the King
  7. All the Cards
  8. Questions
  9. Citizens
  10. Miracles
  11. A Little Public Hanging
  12. Nest of Vipers
  13. Lines of Communication
  14. The Politician
  15. Anger
  16. Opportunities
  17. An Exhibit
  18. Different This Time
  19. Quarrels
  20. Too Many Principles
  21. PART VIII
  22. A Sea of Terror
  23. Conspiracies
  24. Worse Than Murder
  25. Lessons
  26. Far from Finished
  27. The Only Explanation
  28. Charity
  29. The Good Work
  30. The World a Camp
  31. Better Than Carnage
  32. A Matter of Time
  33. Taking and Keeping
  34. Thaw
  35. Love, Hate, Fear
  36. This Half-Arsed Conspiracy
  37. A Spicy Denunciation
  38. Purity
  39. None of the Cards
  40. Horror on Horror
  41. The Dragon’s Hoard
  42. None Saved
  43. The Same Side
  44. Break What They Love
  45. The Little People
  46. Satisfaction and Regret
  47. PART IX
  48. Ready for a Fight
  49. We Know Who You Are
  50. The Side of the Saints
  51. The Sentence
  52. Forging the Future
  53. A Half-Baked Loaf
  54. Sunrise
  55. We Must Have Enemies
  56. A Sea of Power
  57. Not for the Prizes
  58. Redemption
  59. It Was Bad
  60. So Many Changes
  61. Good Times
  62. Of Your Heart a Stone
  63. Answers
  64. The Only Crime
  65. Great Men’s Footsteps
  66. The Moment
  67. A Little Private Hanging
  68. The Villain
  69. Curses and Blessings
  70. Acknowledgments
  71. The Big People
  72. By Joe Abercrombie

That his homecoming triumph had degenerated from anticlimax into bloodbath, for instance.

“They hate me,” he muttered. He was used to being despised, of course. Scurrilous pamphlets, slanderous rumours, sneers in the Open Council. But for a king to be politely loathed behind his back was the normal state of society. For a king to be physically manhandled by a crowd was a short step from outright revolt. The second in a month. Adua—the centre of the world, the zenith of civilisation, that beacon of progress and prosperity—was plunged into lawless chaos.

It was quite the shocking disappointment. Like popping some delightful sweetmeat into one’s mouth and, upon chewing, discovering it was actually a piece of shit. But that was the experience of being a monarch. One shocking mouthful of shit after another.

Lord Hoff was wheezing away as he struggled to keep up. “There are always… complaints—”

“They fucking hate me! Did you hear them cheering for the Young Lion? When did that entitled bastard become some man of the people?” Before Orso’s victory, everyone had considered him a contemptible coward and Brock a magnificent hero. By rights, surely, their positions should have been reversed. Yet now he was considered a contemptible tyrant, while they cheered the Young Lion as a pitiable underdog. If Brock had wanked in the street it would have been to thunderous approval from the public.

“Bloody traitors!” snarled Rucksted, grinding gloved fist into gloved palm. “We should hang the bloody lot of them!”

“You can’t hang everyone,” said Orso.

“With your permission, I’ll head back into the city and make a damn good start at it.”

“I fear our mistake has been too many hangings rather than too few—”

“Your Majesty!” A knight herald of horrifying height was waiting on the Kingsway beneath the statue of Harod the Great, winged helmet under one arm. “Your Closed Council has urgently requested your attendance in the White Chamber.” He fell in step beside Orso, having to shorten his stride considerably. “Might I congratulate you on your famous victory at Stoffenbeck?”

“That feels a very long time ago,” said Orso, stalking on. He was concerned that if he did not keep moving, he might collapse like a child’s tower of bricks. “I have already received the congratulations of a considerable crowd of rioters on the Kingsway.” And he frowned up at the looming statue of Casamir the Steadfast, wondering whether he had ever been obliged to flee from his own people through the streets of his own capital. The history books made no mention of it.

“Things have been… unsettled in your absence, Your Majesty.” Orso did not care for the way he said unsettled. It felt like a euphemism for something much worse. “There was a disturbance shortly after you left. Over the rising price of bread. With the rebellion, and the poor weather, not enough flour has been getting into the city. A crowd of women forced their way into some bakers’ shops. They beat the owners. One they declared a speculator, and… murdered.”