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Contents ( 72)
  1. PART VII
  2. Like a King
  3. Change
  4. The Little People
  5. No More Trouble
  6. Bring Out the King
  7. All the Cards
  8. Questions
  9. Citizens
  10. Miracles
  11. A Little Public Hanging
  12. Nest of Vipers
  13. Lines of Communication
  14. The Politician
  15. Anger
  16. Opportunities
  17. An Exhibit
  18. Different This Time
  19. Quarrels
  20. Too Many Principles
  21. PART VIII
  22. A Sea of Terror
  23. Conspiracies
  24. Worse Than Murder
  25. Lessons
  26. Far from Finished
  27. The Only Explanation
  28. Charity
  29. The Good Work
  30. The World a Camp
  31. Better Than Carnage
  32. A Matter of Time
  33. Taking and Keeping
  34. Thaw
  35. Love, Hate, Fear
  36. This Half-Arsed Conspiracy
  37. A Spicy Denunciation
  38. Purity
  39. None of the Cards
  40. Horror on Horror
  41. The Dragon’s Hoard
  42. None Saved
  43. The Same Side
  44. Break What They Love
  45. The Little People
  46. Satisfaction and Regret
  47. PART IX
  48. Ready for a Fight
  49. We Know Who You Are
  50. The Side of the Saints
  51. The Sentence
  52. Forging the Future
  53. A Half-Baked Loaf
  54. Sunrise
  55. We Must Have Enemies
  56. A Sea of Power
  57. Not for the Prizes
  58. Redemption
  59. It Was Bad
  60. So Many Changes
  61. Good Times
  62. Of Your Heart a Stone
  63. Answers
  64. The Only Crime
  65. Great Men’s Footsteps
  66. The Moment
  67. A Little Private Hanging
  68. The Villain
  69. Curses and Blessings
  70. Acknowledgments
  71. The Big People
  72. By Joe Abercrombie

His sister Isern did not smile fondly. But then she never did. One of her many failings. “When the horn next blows,” she said, while picking her nose.

“Sure we haven’t missed it?”

“Caul Shivers knows what to do with a horn.” And she barked out a cackle. “Believe me. Learned it in Styria, he said.”

Scenn thought that must be a joke, but he didn’t really get it. Which, he had to confess, was one of his many failings. “There’s good work being done and I itch for my part in it.” He held up the hammer and spun it about in his fist, smiling upon the many scars on its heavy head. “Our father’s hammer is hungry.”

“It’s a bloody hammer,” said Isern, flicking the results of her nose-picking away among the leaf-rot. “It feels no hunger.”

“Well, his axe is hungry, then,” said Scofen, holding up the axe, no less battle-weathered.

“Likewise the axe. Might as well say his spear’s sleepy.” And Isern gave it a shake. “Load o’ nonsense. They’re wood and metal and have no feelings.”

“But I want to get at these painted bastards!” snarled Scofen, rubbing impatiently at the tattoos on his face. To start on his failings would’ve kept the lot of them busy all day.

“You’ll get your chance,” said Isern.

And there was the horn, throbbing through the roots o’ the trees and giving Scenn a tickle in his toes.

“There it is!” called Scofen. “It’s time!”

Scenn grinned wide at his sister. “Da would’ve fucking loved this!”

“Like I care what that bastard loved.” She leaped atop a rock, holding high their father’s spear, her skirts bound right up and the knotty sinews bulging from her bare legs. “Let’s give these Crinna sheepfuckers a fucking they’ll not forget!”

With those rousing words still ringing, she sprang away and off they tumbled after, bursting from the trees and down the slope towards the grey city, the good wind rushing about them and their war-songs echoing around the valley.

“For the moon!” someone wailed.

“For the hills!” someone else.

“For Crummock-i-Phail!” roared Scenn.

At his back were any of the hillfolk who’d fancied a battle—which, o’ course, was pretty much the full tally, scoured from every cranny in the mountains. They’d been offered a chance to fight, which they loved, and to fight Black Calder, who they hated almost as much as they’d hated Bethod, and also Rikke had offered two rich valleys to those who fought, and though some might think the hillmen lived simple lives, in truth they were as greedy as anyone, if not a little more so.

The Crinna bastards were spread out ahead in a spiked and painted line. Horrible savages, they were, all pierced and puckered and covered in bloody bones. They’d seen what had happened to their friends. Had time to shift away from the city, wheel to face the Nail and his boys as they poured down from the west. But they had no idea Crummock-i-Phail’s children were coming on ’em from the north, and the ones at the near end spun about white-eyed, scattered wailing and head-clutching as the hillmen crashed into ’em.