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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. THE
  3. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  4. A SELECTION FROM
  5. ROYAL FAMILY TREE
  6. BEFORE
  7. OAT PORRIDGE
  8. NOW
  9. 1. ROAST PIGEON
  10. 2. LAMB’S HEAD
  11. 3. BREAD
  12. 4. POMEGRANATE
  13. 5. DEER’S HEART
  14. 6. CAKE BREAD
  15. 7. PIG’S HEART
  16. 8. PIGEON PIE
  17. 9. MUTTON CHOP
  18. 10. BITTER GREENS
  19. 11. NEAT’S TONGUE
  20. 12. HUMBLE PIE
  21. 13. BARLEY GRAIN
  22. 14. CROW’S MEAT WITH PLUM
  23. 15. GRAPES
  24. 16. PICKLED CUCUMBER
  25. 17. HIPPOCRAS
  26. 18. SHORTBREAD
  27. 19. KIDNEY PIE
  28. 20. DRIED RAISINS
  29. 21. GARLIC
  30. 22. BRANDY POSSET
  31. 23. SALT
  32. 24. GINGERBREAD
  33. 25. BLACK PUDDING
  34. 26. HONEY CAKE
  35. 27. COCK BRAIN TART
  36. 28. SACK POSSET
  37. 29. MUSTARD SEED
  38. 30. BEEFSTEAK
  39. 31. GRISTLE
  40. 32. FRUMENTY
  41. AFTER
  42. WHIPPED SYLLABUB
  43. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  44. Praise for The Sin Eater
  45. THE SIN EATER

Finally Frederick mutters, ‘If the book’s verse hastens her retreat, then I yield.’ He reaches out to take the book, careful to keep from touching me. He clears his throat. ‘A Compendium of Diverse Sins Both Large and Small and Their According Foods.’ He takes a breath. ‘“In which it is set forth the foodstuffs accorded each sin and by which means the sin eater may verily cleanse the sins from the soul.”’

‘A tale of intrigue and feeling,’ Paul says like he doesn’t mean it at all, settling his back against the wall by the hearth. And so we begin.

Frederick reads from the beginning of the book. It’s just a list of all the sins and their foods. Adultery, assault, arrogance, and many more, but no deer heart. I guess it will be under the sin of killing, but I don’t know where killing comes in the book. I keep waiting, hoping it will be next.

What Frederick reads is still useful. I knew before that adultery is dried raisins and bearing a grudge is porridge, but bigamy is orange marmalade and blinding folk is pork pie. Hippocras, I knew, was for drunkenness, but it’s also for blood sacrifice. And there’s six kinds of coveting, and they’re all different creams: plain cream, clotted cream, curdled cream, posset, butter eggs with cream, and whipped cream.

Frederick’s only a short way through the book when he yawns and rubs at his eyes. ‘Regretfully, I must suspend this edifying labour for the evening and rest my eyes.’ He holds out the book. ‘I have surely more than met this creature’s demand.’ I take the book from Frederick and try to ignore how his hand jerks back at my nearness. I’ll have him do more another night.

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I’m woken before dawn by yelling outside the house. Sleep drunk, I first think somefolk’s come again to do me harm. But then the sounds shift into two men fighting. I think it’s Paul or Frederick, but the fighting men’s words are too rough, like clods of earth.

‘Got nought against her,’ says one.

‘Old bitch,’ says the other. Mayhap one is a woman, but with such a low and gravelly voice as to be taken for a man. I peek out of the shutters. A constable and an old body.

‘Saw you drawing a devil’s sign on a house,’ says the constable.

‘Was nought but scribbling!’ The old body is tied at the waist. She does her best to hobble away from the constable, but she’s so ancient, the constable doesn’t even need to run after her. He catches the rope and drags her on towards town.

‘Burn you like the devil fugger you are,’ he says.

‘Haven’t done nothing!’ shrieks the woman.

They turn a corner, and the house sinks into quiet for a moment. Then low voices come up the ladder.