“This work has been going on for almost a year. Why so long?” If I had been a lucky man, he would have answered he was only the watchman and had no idea; men who lecture you on local government are never so honest or so brief. After a slurred treatise on the art of sewer maintenance, wildly inaccurate on engineering facts and positively intolerable once he started drawing diagrams in the dust, I found out that quite simply the patched cracks consistently reappeared. The job was troublesome. The fault lay two hundred yards down Nap Lane. None of the self-important occupants would agree to have their yards dug up, so all the concrete had to be barrowed here then slung along in baskets underground…

“Can’t they use a manhole nearer the spot?” I asked.

He answered with the logic of the truly drunk, that there wasn’t one.

“Thanks!” I said, tipping down the brim of Maia’s hat over my face.

I knew without moving that I had found the silver pigs.

We lay there, side by side—a hopeless drunk with half his belly showing, and his companion under a country hat—while I got used to this idea. Somehow I felt no surprise when brisk footsteps approached us from the main street direction and passed by, striding down the lane. I lifted Maia’s hat a crack above my nose.

I saw a man I recognized go in through the warehouse gate.

There was just time for me to hop down the lane and flatten myself inside the clapped-out cart before he burst back out like an exploding lupin seed. He must have discovered the same key that I found, still in the lock. I kept well down, and heard him walk straight to the false manhole that had been hidden beneath the wrecked vehicle until it was moved. He seemed to pause, listening; I tried not to breathe. I heard him strike a sulphur match. He swung himself down the iron ladder, while I slid to the floor crabwise and approached the hole, circling around so that my shadow fell away from it. I stood back until the faint clang of his shoes had stopped ringing on the ladder, then I waited a few seconds longer in case when he reached the bottom he looked up.

No one in sight: I scrambled up and shinned down the ladder myself, silently planting the arches of my feet on the metal rungs.