Chapters (19)
- Cover
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Epigraphs
- If I Told You
- New Day Rising
- Something I Learned Today
- Books About UFOs
- Flip Your Wig
- Folklore
- It’s Not Funny Anymore
- 59 Times the Pain
- No Reservations / Back from Somewhere
- Masochism World
- Hardly Getting Over It
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Also by Paul Tremblay
- About the Publisher
“No, I mean that I’m—”
“Art. You don’t have to explain bad jokes.” She said it with an almost laugh, which was good enough for me.
I reset the stack of photos. “I knew you didn’t believe in UFOs.”
“Maybe I do. Depends on the day. I love the show In Search of … though.”
“Yeah, me too. Best theme song ever.”
“Agreed.”
Mercy kicked up the volume in time for a blasting chorus referencing UFOs, and the rest of the ride passed in companionable silence. She pulled up onto the curbless sidewalk in front of my house, a small three-bedroom colonial-style, the rooms tightly packed into 1,500 square feet of living space. Neighboring homes huddled in close, keeping an eye on us. A crabapple tree and a young pine about as tall as I was flanked the short walk to the front door.
I gave the pictures back to Mercy and thanked her for the ride. She stowed the photos and Frisbeed the bag into the backseat as I spluttered through saying I’d call to let her know when the next Pallbearers Club meeting was.
Twisted in her seat, one arm behind the headrest, she eyed me for a length of time enough for me to consider what it was I’d said in addition to all possible other things I might then say. I couldn’t hold her stare, but I also couldn’t look away. The car’s heat billowed around my head along with the sweet, dizzying tang of antifreeze. For the first time since the funeral home, I thought about how unnerved (or frightened, I should probably admit that I was frightened) I was when I thought Mercy was hiding in the moments before she emerged from the coat closet. I was now convinced that whatever she’d say next she’d say without moving her mouth and I’d hear it as coming from behind me and feel its black-hole mass over my shoulder. As I was about to be sucked into the gravity-hungry event horizon, she ejected the cassette from the tape deck.
“I don’t do meetings. Tell me when I need to show up at the funeral home and I’ll be there. I can pick you up, too, if you want,” she said.
“Okay. Right. Thanks.”
She tossed the tape into my midsection as I crawled out of the bucket passenger seat. “Hey, you can have this. Give it a good listen.”
“Oh, thanks. That’s, um, that’s very cool. Are you sure?”
“No big deal. It’s a copy of a copy. I’ll make another one.”