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Chapters (42)
  1. Cover Page
  2. EARLY BIRD BOOKS
  3. Praise for the Writing of Richard North Patterson
  4. Title Page
  5. Dedication
  6. Epigraph
  7. One
  8. Two
  9. Three
  10. Four
  11. Five
  12. Six
  13. Seven
  14. Eight
  15. Nine
  16. Ten
  17. Eleven
  18. Twelve
  19. Thirteen
  20. Fourteen
  21. Fifteen
  22. Sixteen
  23. Seventeen
  24. Eighteen
  25. Nineteen
  26. Twenty
  27. Twenty-one
  28. Twenty-two
  29. Twenty-three
  30. Twenty-four
  31. Twenty-five
  32. Twenty-six
  33. Twenty-seven
  34. Twenty-eight
  35. Twenty-nine
  36. Thirty
  37. Thirty-one
  38. Thirty-two
  39. Thirty-three
  40. Thirty-four
  41. Thirty-five
  42. About the Author

She shot me an incredulous glance. “I’m glad I don’t have your driving lack of curiosity.”

“Yeah, well, I thought I’d wait until after the funeral. I’ve lived in the South for a while and developed some manners.”

She reddened. “All right,” she said curtly, then checked her watch. “I’m late for work. Better eat your pie.”

The check arrived as we finished. We split the bill and hurried silently to the car. She looked wryly across from the passenger seat, as if trying to ease the strain. “No Holy Mother on the dashboard?”

“I’ve given all that up.”

“Have you really?” she asked, more serious.

“Haven’t you?”

“Yes and no. I still remember things like my first confession: the priest chewed peppermint Lifesavers, I could smell them through the screen. I was too terrified to laugh.”

I started the car. “You got the whole dose, then.”

“Lord, yes. Mother says the Rosary every day. I remember when a Russian family moved in behind us, poor people. One morning I caught Mother sprinkling holy water in their backyard. She was saving them from communism.”

“Back then you couldn’t be too careful,” I smiled. “Even Ike had it. Anyhow, we all have our mothers.”

“Do we not. Where is your family?”

“Cleveland. My mother, anyhow. My father’s dead.”

“What does she do?”

“Works for the clerk of courts. Files things, mostly.”

I turned from the parking lot toward downtown. Culhane’s hair rippled in the breeze. “So how did you get to Birmingham?” she was asking.

“My wife’s from here.”

“Is she the tall, dark-haired woman?”

“Uh-huh.”

“I saw her at the party. She’s absolutely beautiful.”

“She is that.” We were near downtown. “Tell me where to drop you.”

She pointed to a parking garage. I pulled over and stopped. “One thing,” I asked. “How’d you get past our receptionist?”

“I said I was late for our appointment.” She got out and gave me a fleeting smile. “Thanks for the time.”

“Sure.”

She walked to her car. I drove off to take Kris Ann to the funeral.

Eleven

ELEVEN

By the time we reached downtown the dance of bad memory was like tocsins in the brain. “I know you hate these,” Kris Ann said finally.

I shrugged. “It’s just that Protestant funerals are such dismal affairs. There’s no catharsis, just one more dutiful rite of forebearance. No one will cry—not even Henry—and then we’ll all go home.”

But then that was all I’d done when they’d buried my father.