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Chapters (33)
  1. Cover
  2. PART ONE
  3. Chapter 1
  4. Chapter 2
  5. Chapter 3
  6. Chapter 4
  7. Chapter 5
  8. Chapter 6
  9. Chapter 7
  10. Chapter 8
  11. Chapter 9
  12. Chapter 10
  13. Chapter 11
  14. Chapter 12
  15. Chapter 13
  16. Chapter 14
  17. Chapter 15
  18. PART TWO
  19. Chapter 16
  20. Chapter 17
  21. Chapter 18
  22. Chapter 19
  23. Chapter 20
  24. Chapter 21
  25. Chapter 22
  26. Chapter 23
  27. Chapter 24
  28. Chapter 25
  29. Chapter 26
  30. Chapter 27
  31. Chapter 28
  32. About the Author
  33. By the same author

Jomier prepares to email Judith. How did he open his last message? Was it with ‘Dear Judith’ or ‘Hi!’ He goes to his ‘sent’ file, recovers his last email and discovers that he had written ‘Dear Judith’. He does so again. ‘How about another movie?’ He uses the word ‘movie’ instead of ‘film’ to counteract the fogeyish opening but ends ‘With best wishes’. Almost immediately, he receives an answer. ‘Id love to how about next friday is there anything worth seeing judith xxx’. Jomier appreciates the immediacy of her reply: she must be sitting at her desk. The ‘xxx’ he knows denote three kisses – friendly smacks on the cheek, he supposes, not lingering smoochy saliva-lubricated intertwining of tongues. He emails back: next Friday is fine.

Suddenly – ping! Another email pops into his in-box. It is from tdclenaghan, alias Tom Clenaghan, a voice from the past. Tom is coming to London from New York at the weekend. He would like to meet up. Jomier is thrown. There is suddenly a danger of overloading the circuit of his social life. Jomier likes at least two empty days on either side of an engagement: less than that makes him feel that he is on a helter-skelter, and leads to a backlog of experience to enter in his journal. But he will make an exception for Tom. Tom is no Milson – no long-forgotten lost soul. He replies to [email protected]. ‘Any time except Friday night.’ ‘A drink on Saturday? 6 at the Groucho?’ ‘Fine. Look forward to it.’

Jomier does not look forward to it. The pleasure he might take in catching up with Tom is less than the pain he must endure in going up west on a Saturday night – streets filled with loudmouthed yobs on their way to get pissed in Leicester Square; and, in Soho, humanity in pursuit of distraction spilling out on to the streets from the pubs and bars – smells of kebabs, onions, aftershave, sweat, cannabis, coffee, urine. And the Groucho Club – the other end of the spectrum to the Athenaeum on Pall Mall where Jomier lunches with his friend Theo – no fogeys here but cool copywriters, architects and corporate lawyers with the odd author to give the place its bohemian cachet.