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Chapters (51)
  1. Cover
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. DEDICATION
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. MONDAY1 SEPTEMBER
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. CHAPTER 2
  8. CHAPTER 3
  9. CHAPTER 4
  10. CHAPTER 5
  11. TUESDAY2 SEPTEMBER
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. CHAPTER 7
  14. CHAPTER 8
  15. WEDNESDAY3 SEPTEMBER
  16. CHAPTER 9
  17. CHAPTER 10
  18. CHAPTER 11
  19. THURSDAY4 SEPTEMBER
  20. CHAPTER 12
  21. CHAPTER 13
  22. FRIDAY5 SEPTEMBER
  23. CHAPTER 14
  24. SATURDAY6 SEPTEMBER
  25. CHAPTER 15
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. CHAPTER 18
  29. CHAPTER 19
  30. CHAPTER 20
  31. SUNDAY7 SEPTEMBER
  32. CHAPTER 21
  33. MONDAY8 SEPTEMBER
  34. CHAPTER 22
  35. CHAPTER 23
  36. CHAPTER 24
  37. CHAPTER 25
  38. CHAPTER 26
  39. CHAPTER 27
  40. CHAPTER 28
  41. CHAPTER 29
  42. CHAPTER 30
  43. CHAPTER 31
  44. CHAPTER 32
  45. CHAPTER 33
  46. CHAPTER 34
  47. WEDNESDAY10 SEPTEMBER
  48. CHAPTER 35
  49. EPILOGUE
  50. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  51. COPYRIGHT

“Showing off your present from the mayor, Lyle?” said Grif. “Trying to impress a bunch of schoolkids? No stopping you, is there?”

“Shut up, Grif.” Lyle looked at Jed. “You’re an eldest, aren’t you?”

“Yeah,” said Jed.

“C’mon then. Walk back with us.”

They started off after the others.

They sang as they walked.

“In the northside fields where the daisies grow

I found my love, sweet Evie-oh

With her jet-black skin and her jet-black curls

Under the shadow of the grey willow.”

“Grey Willow”. We’d heard it a million times before. The way the Parkers sang it, though, it was like it was a whole new song. Like it wasn’t just a song – it was real. Maybe it wasn’t really the Parkers singing at all. Maybe it was the dead relatives – William Whittington and Georgina Millicent Cruise and all the other dead Andersons and Cruises and Stanburys and Parkers – everyone who’d ever died and got buried in Fennis Wick cemetery.

They sang it soft and strong and dark and smooth.

“She took off for camp with her billy lamp

Under the shadow of the grey willow.”

Me and Trig tagged behind, singing along under our breath.

The Parkers carried Lindi into Frog Alley. They disappeared between the houses, heading for Doctor Sunita’s. Jed went with them, but me and Trig just sort of stopped at the entrance of the alley.

I scanned around for frogs, but there weren’t any. A fat black caterpillar curled along the brickwork. I held my finger in front of it, but it wouldn’t climb on. It arched its middle, wiggled round, and crawled along in the other direction. Slow as you like. Funny how, somewhere inside it, there’s the beginnings of wings.

I prodded it. It fell off into the stinging nettles.

I looked back out towards the caravans. Elsie Weather was still there, kneeling down on her sponges in the strawberry beds.

It was extra quiet now. We couldn’t hear the singing any more.

I leaned against the wall. It was scratchy behind me. I pressed the back of my head into the bricks. What would it be like if I cracked it against them really hard?

What would it be like if I got knocked unconscious, like Lindi?

What would it be like if I died?

I closed my eyes and held my breath. Would it feel like this?

“D’you think Lindi’ll be all right?” Trig flapped around the alley, all too-big hands and too-big feet. “D’you think Doctor Sunita can save her? D’you think Lyle can see out of those funny glasses? He’s so lucky the mayor gets him special presents. It didn’t look like he could see out of them, did—”

He stopped still. His mouth went into a full-blown “O” shape.

“Oh no,” he said. “Oh no!”

“What? What is it, Trig?”