Back The Middler Save as PDF
Chapters (51)
  1. Cover
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. DEDICATION
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. MONDAY1 SEPTEMBER
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. CHAPTER 2
  8. CHAPTER 3
  9. CHAPTER 4
  10. CHAPTER 5
  11. TUESDAY2 SEPTEMBER
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. CHAPTER 7
  14. CHAPTER 8
  15. WEDNESDAY3 SEPTEMBER
  16. CHAPTER 9
  17. CHAPTER 10
  18. CHAPTER 11
  19. THURSDAY4 SEPTEMBER
  20. CHAPTER 12
  21. CHAPTER 13
  22. FRIDAY5 SEPTEMBER
  23. CHAPTER 14
  24. SATURDAY6 SEPTEMBER
  25. CHAPTER 15
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. CHAPTER 18
  29. CHAPTER 19
  30. CHAPTER 20
  31. SUNDAY7 SEPTEMBER
  32. CHAPTER 21
  33. MONDAY8 SEPTEMBER
  34. CHAPTER 22
  35. CHAPTER 23
  36. CHAPTER 24
  37. CHAPTER 25
  38. CHAPTER 26
  39. CHAPTER 27
  40. CHAPTER 28
  41. CHAPTER 29
  42. CHAPTER 30
  43. CHAPTER 31
  44. CHAPTER 32
  45. CHAPTER 33
  46. CHAPTER 34
  47. WEDNESDAY10 SEPTEMBER
  48. CHAPTER 35
  49. EPILOGUE
  50. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  51. COPYRIGHT

Frederick never says anything at all.

He’s helpful at the dairy, Mum says.

But he never speaks.

Not ever.

Not a single word.

He had a book in his hand, with pictures of really old-fashioned people on the front. Crime and … something. It was upside down from where I was looking.

“S’all right, Mrs Gebby,” said Jed. “We’re OK. I’ll carry it from here, Trig.” He picked the canister up like it was made of feathers.

Trig smiled at Frederick.

Frederick stared back.

“C’mon, Trig,” said Jed.

“Yeah. C’mon.” I grabbed Trig’s arm. “Bye, Frederick. Bye, Mrs Gebby.”

Frederick carried on staring.

Mrs Gebby carried on clickering.

Jed loped off towards home. Me and Trig scampered after him.

“Maggie?” Trig tugged on my sleeve. “Lindi says Frederick used to speak when he was a littlest. Says he used to speak all the time. He never says anything though now, does he? She says it’s because he went outside the boundary. Is that true, Maggie? Is it true?”

“Shush!” I said. “Whispering’s supposed to be quiet – not louder than how you usually talk.” I glanced behind me. Didn’t look like they’d heard.

“C’mon,” Jed called over his shoulder. “Let’s get home.”

CHAPTER 7

Mum was sitting at the table. Her feet were resting right on top of Dad’s bag. Great. How was I going to get the antibiotics now?

Jed plonked the canister on the floor. “Gift from the mayor,” he said. “One for each household.”

“Excellent.” Dad put it by the back door. “I’ll tuck that away in the shed for emergencies. Blessed generator always breaks down when it’s coldest.”

“Mum!” Trig was the last in, just like always. He flung his arms round Mum. “You’re never home this early.”

“Mr Wetheral’s coming over.” Mum hugged Trig back. “Didn’t I tell you? Bringing Jed’s portrait. I wanted to be here.”

Jed’s portrait. All the eldests had them done. Just the eldests, though. Not the youngests. And certainly not the middlers.

“Oh yeah.” Jed pulled open the larder door and found the biscuit tin. He popped the lid off and fished out a shortbread. “He said he’d bring it over before I leave for camp. Glad I don’t have to go to his house any more. Never been so bored in my life.”

“Mr Wetheral likes to spend a lot of time with his subjects.” Dad wiped the table with a dishcloth. “Helps him to capture The Real You.”

“Couldn’t he have captured it a bit quicker?” Jed sprayed crumbs out of his mouth.

I took a shortbread from the tin. Bit into it. Sweet and dry and buttery.

I need you to get some food. For me and my dad.

Would anyone notice if I took a few more?

Knock-knock. Knock-knock.

“That’ll be Mr Wetheral now. Get the door, will you, Magsie?”