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Chapters (51)
  1. Cover
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. DEDICATION
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. MONDAY1 SEPTEMBER
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. CHAPTER 2
  8. CHAPTER 3
  9. CHAPTER 4
  10. CHAPTER 5
  11. TUESDAY2 SEPTEMBER
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. CHAPTER 7
  14. CHAPTER 8
  15. WEDNESDAY3 SEPTEMBER
  16. CHAPTER 9
  17. CHAPTER 10
  18. CHAPTER 11
  19. THURSDAY4 SEPTEMBER
  20. CHAPTER 12
  21. CHAPTER 13
  22. FRIDAY5 SEPTEMBER
  23. CHAPTER 14
  24. SATURDAY6 SEPTEMBER
  25. CHAPTER 15
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. CHAPTER 18
  29. CHAPTER 19
  30. CHAPTER 20
  31. SUNDAY7 SEPTEMBER
  32. CHAPTER 21
  33. MONDAY8 SEPTEMBER
  34. CHAPTER 22
  35. CHAPTER 23
  36. CHAPTER 24
  37. CHAPTER 25
  38. CHAPTER 26
  39. CHAPTER 27
  40. CHAPTER 28
  41. CHAPTER 29
  42. CHAPTER 30
  43. CHAPTER 31
  44. CHAPTER 32
  45. CHAPTER 33
  46. CHAPTER 34
  47. WEDNESDAY10 SEPTEMBER
  48. CHAPTER 35
  49. EPILOGUE
  50. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  51. COPYRIGHT

He pulled Lindi over to the wall and they slid down it, crouched on the ground, all bundled up with each other. Lindi sobbed into his shoulder.

Trig stared at them.

“HOI! HOI! HOI! HOI!”

It was the Parker brothers, building up for a juggle.

Lindi kept sobbing.

Jed kept hugging.

Trig kept staring.

“Let’s go watch the juggling, Trig.” I pulled his arm. He was stuck to the spot.

“Come on.” I yanked him away. “Let’s go.”

Trig and me found our way to the front. The Parker brothers were there, leading the clapping and whooping. Trig joined in, but my hands wouldn’t clap and my mouth wouldn’t whoop. I just kept seeing Lindi and Jed in my head, crouched by the wall, sobbing and hugging.

You’ll be taken away from everyone you’ve ever known.

Robbie Parker disappeared round the back and reappeared with two axes, a fork and spade. Must’ve raided Dad’s shed. He threw the spade and axes to his brothers. They caught them with sure hands and spaced themselves out across the road. Everyone took a step back. We’d all seen the Parker brothers juggle before. They were good, but not as good as they thought they were.

Garden tools tumbled in the darkening air. The sun dipped down behind the houses.

People are going kill you if you don’t manage to kill them first.

Spikes and blades and shovels spun upwards and somersaulted down into the brothers’ hands.

You’d swap your middler place for that, would you?

The crowd whooped and oooohed and spilled its drinks and dropped its food.

You don’t know how easy you’ve got it.

After a bit, Grif got cocky. He turned to wink at Hilary Sundae and missed a catch. The crowd scattered like spooked pigeons. The only person who didn’t move was Mayor Anderson. The fork stabbed into the ground right in front of her, not a ruler away. She stood there, still as you like, hands on her hips.

Grif froze. Robbie went over. He got a firm grip on the bottom of the handle and pulled it out of the grass. He said something to the mayor, then gathered up the axes and the spade.

The crowd grumbled.

“Je-ed! Je-ed! Je-ed!” Neel clapped his hands.

Lyle joined in.

“Je-ed! Je-ed! Je-ed!”

Everyone joined in.

“Je-ed! Je-ed! Je-ed!”

Lyle and Grif found Jed behind the wall. They pulled him out and lifted him up. He struggled. Get off, I heard him shout. But no one listened to him, not tonight.

“Je-ed! Je-ed! Je-ed!”

Robbie and Neel found Lindi and picked her up too.

They lifted the two of them up to the sky. Like offerings.

“Lin-di! Lin-di! Lin-di!”

“Maggie?” Trig shouted over the chanting.

“Yeah?”

“Lin-di! Lin-di! Lin-di!”