Back The Middler
Chapters (51)
  1. Cover
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. DEDICATION
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. MONDAY1 SEPTEMBER
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. CHAPTER 2
  8. CHAPTER 3
  9. CHAPTER 4
  10. CHAPTER 5
  11. TUESDAY2 SEPTEMBER
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. CHAPTER 7
  14. CHAPTER 8
  15. WEDNESDAY3 SEPTEMBER
  16. CHAPTER 9
  17. CHAPTER 10
  18. CHAPTER 11
  19. THURSDAY4 SEPTEMBER
  20. CHAPTER 12
  21. CHAPTER 13
  22. FRIDAY5 SEPTEMBER
  23. CHAPTER 14
  24. SATURDAY6 SEPTEMBER
  25. CHAPTER 15
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. CHAPTER 18
  29. CHAPTER 19
  30. CHAPTER 20
  31. SUNDAY7 SEPTEMBER
  32. CHAPTER 21
  33. MONDAY8 SEPTEMBER
  34. CHAPTER 22
  35. CHAPTER 23
  36. CHAPTER 24
  37. CHAPTER 25
  38. CHAPTER 26
  39. CHAPTER 27
  40. CHAPTER 28
  41. CHAPTER 29
  42. CHAPTER 30
  43. CHAPTER 31
  44. CHAPTER 32
  45. CHAPTER 33
  46. CHAPTER 34
  47. WEDNESDAY10 SEPTEMBER
  48. CHAPTER 35
  49. EPILOGUE
  50. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  51. COPYRIGHT

That’s what I’d do.

Draw painted ladies and peacocks and cabbage whites, and more red admirals if I was lucky enough to see one.

It’d be more fun if Una came too, though.

We could do a picture together.

“Maggie!” Mum again. “Are you up yet? There’s so much to do.”

I got out of bed. Pulled up the blackouts.

I went over to my tiny mirror for some ear-wiggling practice. All the stuff that needed doing would have to wait just a little bit longer.

Five o’clock. My feet ached from being on them all day. My hands ached from beating eggs and kneading dough and crushing mint and pressing pastry. My back ached from lugging chairs and tables and huge, tottery stacks of plates. My nose itched from all the toad flax and bellflowers we’d picked and trimmed and jarred up for the tables.

Don’t worry, Maggie. One day everyone else will be running round, beating and lugging and itching for you.

Maggie the wanderer catcher.

Maggie the hero.

I sat down in front of the Real Jed. The other Jed, home from school now, peeped under the tea towels at all the plates of food we’d prepared.

“Is this … it is! Goldie pie, my favourite – can I have some?” He didn’t wait for an answer. Just scooped up the largest piece and took a crumbly, syrupy mouthful.

I rolled sideways and rested my heavy head on the chair arm.

“It was a great day at school today, Mags,” he said with his mouth stuffed full. “Because there’s two of us going to camp tomorrow we hardly did any proper work at all. All we did was…”

My eyelids sank. Jed’s voice drooped and drawled in my ears. I disappeared into deep red swirling sleepiness—

Knock-knock-knock.

My eyes popped back open.

“That’ll be the first guests arriving,” Dad called out from the kitchen. “Maggie, answer the door, would you? And leave it on the latch.”

It was Elsie and Mr Wetheral. Of all the people I hoped wouldn’t arrive first, here they were. It was impossible to even look at Elsie without thinking about the stolen bottle of trellicillin.

“Hello, Mr Wetheral, Mrs Weather. Would you like to come in?”

“Good evening, Maggie. Sorry we’re so early.” Mr Wetheral ushered Elsie into the house. “Mother likes to get a seat.”

I opened the door wider. My fingers remembered the hard cold feel of the stolen bottle. My leg remembered the shape of it in my shorts pocket.

“In here.” I showed them through to the sitting room. “Would you like a drink? There’s Dad’s homebrew, or some raspberryade?”

A few more people arrived while I was getting the drinks. Mrs Zimmerman and her family, some Parkers and some Stanburys.

I carried two glasses of raspberryade to Mr Wetheral and Elsie.