Back The Middler
Chapters (51)
  1. Cover
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. DEDICATION
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. MONDAY1 SEPTEMBER
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. CHAPTER 2
  8. CHAPTER 3
  9. CHAPTER 4
  10. CHAPTER 5
  11. TUESDAY2 SEPTEMBER
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. CHAPTER 7
  14. CHAPTER 8
  15. WEDNESDAY3 SEPTEMBER
  16. CHAPTER 9
  17. CHAPTER 10
  18. CHAPTER 11
  19. THURSDAY4 SEPTEMBER
  20. CHAPTER 12
  21. CHAPTER 13
  22. FRIDAY5 SEPTEMBER
  23. CHAPTER 14
  24. SATURDAY6 SEPTEMBER
  25. CHAPTER 15
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. CHAPTER 18
  29. CHAPTER 19
  30. CHAPTER 20
  31. SUNDAY7 SEPTEMBER
  32. CHAPTER 21
  33. MONDAY8 SEPTEMBER
  34. CHAPTER 22
  35. CHAPTER 23
  36. CHAPTER 24
  37. CHAPTER 25
  38. CHAPTER 26
  39. CHAPTER 27
  40. CHAPTER 28
  41. CHAPTER 29
  42. CHAPTER 30
  43. CHAPTER 31
  44. CHAPTER 32
  45. CHAPTER 33
  46. CHAPTER 34
  47. WEDNESDAY10 SEPTEMBER
  48. CHAPTER 35
  49. EPILOGUE
  50. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  51. COPYRIGHT

“They locked him up just for going out of town?”

“Going past a boundary. It’s dangerous. Puts the whole of Fennis Wick at risk. There are wanderers out there – I mean, um, I mean, there are dangerous people out there.” Shut up, Maggie, shut up.

Una grinned a purple smile. “You mean dangerous people like me?”

“No, I didn’t mean that, I—”

“Weird, isn’t it, how you think there are dangerous people outside your town, but we think there are dangerous people inside it.”

It was kind of weird, now she put it like that.

The bag handle was pressing into the soft bit of my fingers. I pulled it up on to my shoulder.

Una frowned at the hawthorn. “My dad told me not to get too close to your town. It’s an unknown quantity, that’s what he said, but he never mentioned anything about boundaries. So how d’you know this particular hedge is a boundary? Just looks like any old hedge to me.”

Any old hedge? Was she joking?

“I mean, how d’you tell the difference between a boundary hedge and an ordinary one?”

“Well, it’s all in the song, isn’t it?” I said.

“The song?”

“Y’know. The boundary song.”

“The boundary song?”

“You don’t know the boundary song?”

She stared at me.

“Are you spinning me up?” I said. “It’s the first song anyone ever learns. Devvy Chowdhry was singing it before he could crawl. He was a late crawler, mind.”

“Well, good for Devvy Chowdhry. I’m not spinning you up – I don’t know it. I’m not from round here. I never learned it.”

S’pose she’s right. You wouldn’t know it, would you, not if you hadn’t grown up here.

“Sing it for me, Maggie, go on.”

“Sing it? On my own?” I was going to look like a proper la-la singing the boundary song on my own out here in the cemetery.

“Yeah, go on, I want to hear it. Please?”

She was serious. She really did want to hear it.

“Well, OK. It goes like this, um…” I took a breath. “Hello there, dear partner, how are you this morning—” But Una was grinning now and I fell into giggles.

“Don’t stop!” said Una. “I know the tune! It’s the same as ‘The Ash Grove’. Grandad used to sing it to me. Down yonder green valley, where streamlets meander.” She sang the words. “See? It’s the same! Don’t stop, Maggie.”

“All right, all right, I’ll try again.” I swallowed. “Hello there, dear partner, how are… Hold on, do you want me to do the actions too?”

“There are actions? Of course I want the actions!”