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Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. CHAPTER ONE
  7. ON A HOT DAY WE DREAM OF TEA
  8. CHAPTER TWO
  9. FOOD COOKED WITH LOVE TASTES BETTER
  10. CHAPTER THREE
  11. YOUR HOUSE HAS GOT MY NAME ON IT
  12. CHAPTER FOUR
  13. I SHALL SIMPLY LOOK UP IN THE SKY
  14. CHAPTER FIVE
  15. I AM YOUR FRIEND, AND I AM ASKING
  16. CHAPTER SIX
  17. THE THINGS OF WHICH A MECHANIC MIGHT SPEAK
  18. CHAPTER SEVEN
  19. THE THIS WAY UP BUILDING COMPANY
  20. CHAPTER EIGHT
  21. MMA RAMOTSWE DRIVES CLOVIS ANDERSEN TO MOCHUDI, AND THINKS
  22. CHAPTER NINE
  23. THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT OWN THE AIR
  24. CHAPTER TEN
  25. SHE WAS LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON
  26. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  27. AN INNOCENT MAN, A FIRST OFFENDER
  28. CHAPTER TWELVE
  29. THE EFFECT OF LIME
  30. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  31. THERE ARE SOME NICE PEOPLE ON THE ROAD
  32. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  33. GOLD INSIDE, NOT JUST OUTSIDE
  34. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  35. HOW MANY CUPS OF TEA …
  36. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  37. THE HABITS OF LIONS
  38. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  39. HAVE YOU HAD ANY INJECTIONS RECENTLY?
  40. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  41. A LAWYER SPILLS TEA OVER HIS SHIRT
  42. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  43. YOU ARE A VISITOR TO OUR COUNTRY
  44. CHAPTER TWENTY
  45. BETTER NAILS, BETTER LIFE
  46. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  47. MMA RAMOTSWE, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE
  48. About the Author

Intercepting the glance, Mma Ramotswe laughed. “It would be wasted on me, Mma. I am always washing up and doing things like that. Fancy nails would not suit me, I’m afraid.”

“Nor me,” said Clovis Andersen. “I don’t think much about my nails.”

Mma Soleti (Nails) looked disapproving. “But that’s a great pity, Rra. These days it is quite all right for men to look after their nails. We are living in an equal society, you see, and that means that nails are equal too.” She paused. “So I think we could do something with your nails, Rra. In fact, I am sure we can.”

WE NOW HAVE all the information we need,” said Mma Ramotswe.

They were standing about the tiny white van, ready to embark on the next stage of the investigation, which was to confront Mr. Ditso Ditso with the truth.

“This is always the best stage of a case,” said Clovis Andersen. “I call it the denouement. It’s when you reveal who is responsible for whatever it is you’re investigating.”

“But we know that already,” said Mma Makutsi.

Clovis Andersen raised a finger. “But Mr. Ditso doesn’t know that we know. Now we tell him. This is the good part.”

Mma Ramotswe looked doubtful. “You have to be careful not to count on anything,” she said.

Clovis Andersen agreed. “Of course. A case is not closed until it’s closed.”

They considered the force of this. It was most impressive to both Mma Ramotswe and Mma Makutsi how Clovis Andersen spoke in short, pithy aphorisms—just like his book. It was, they thought, a great gift.

“I look forward to seeing his face,” said Mma Makutsi. “Big Mr. Ditso shown to be a corrupt bully. Should we invite Mma Potokwane to come with us?”

Mma Ramotswe did not think this a good idea. “You should not rub a person’s nose in it, Mma. Let him think about what he has done. Let him reach his own conclusion—it is always better that way.”

“As long as he reinstates Mma Potokwane,” cautioned Clovis Andersen.

“Of course,” said Mma Ramotswe. “That is the most important thing of all.”

They had not notified Mr. Ditso Ditso of their arrival, but encountered no obstruction at the offices of DD Industries. Yes, Mr. Ditso would see them if they did not mind waiting for ten minutes or so. Would they like tea?

Eventually an assistant showed them into the office of the man himself. He stood up politely as they entered and gestured for them to sit down. “Last time there were two of you,” he said. “Now there are three. Am I becoming more important all of a sudden?”

They laughed at the pleasantry. Then Ditso Ditso looked at his watch. “I’m afraid I only have five minutes, Mma Ramotswe. So what is it, Mma?”

“I’ve come about Mma Potokwane—”