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Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. CHAPTER ONE
  7. ON A HOT DAY WE DREAM OF TEA
  8. CHAPTER TWO
  9. FOOD COOKED WITH LOVE TASTES BETTER
  10. CHAPTER THREE
  11. YOUR HOUSE HAS GOT MY NAME ON IT
  12. CHAPTER FOUR
  13. I SHALL SIMPLY LOOK UP IN THE SKY
  14. CHAPTER FIVE
  15. I AM YOUR FRIEND, AND I AM ASKING
  16. CHAPTER SIX
  17. THE THINGS OF WHICH A MECHANIC MIGHT SPEAK
  18. CHAPTER SEVEN
  19. THE THIS WAY UP BUILDING COMPANY
  20. CHAPTER EIGHT
  21. MMA RAMOTSWE DRIVES CLOVIS ANDERSEN TO MOCHUDI, AND THINKS
  22. CHAPTER NINE
  23. THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT OWN THE AIR
  24. CHAPTER TEN
  25. SHE WAS LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON
  26. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  27. AN INNOCENT MAN, A FIRST OFFENDER
  28. CHAPTER TWELVE
  29. THE EFFECT OF LIME
  30. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  31. THERE ARE SOME NICE PEOPLE ON THE ROAD
  32. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  33. GOLD INSIDE, NOT JUST OUTSIDE
  34. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  35. HOW MANY CUPS OF TEA …
  36. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  37. THE HABITS OF LIONS
  38. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  39. HAVE YOU HAD ANY INJECTIONS RECENTLY?
  40. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  41. A LAWYER SPILLS TEA OVER HIS SHIRT
  42. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  43. YOU ARE A VISITOR TO OUR COUNTRY
  44. CHAPTER TWENTY
  45. BETTER NAILS, BETTER LIFE
  46. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  47. MMA RAMOTSWE, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE
  48. About the Author

Mma Ramotswe explained that she had only visited the Minor Adjustment Beauty Salon once, but that she had enjoyed a long conversation with Mma Soleti. “I am a private detective, Mma,” she went on. “I am looking into a troubling matter and I need some information. It will be very confidential and nobody else will know about it.”

Mma Soleti (Nails) looked at Mma Makutsi and Clovis Andersen. “And these people, Mma? What about them? Are they nobody?”

Mma Ramotswe was quick to explain. “Mma Makutsi here is my assistant—”

“Associate,” corrected Mma Makutsi.

“Associate,” said Mma Ramotswe. “And this is Rra Clovis Andersen, who is one of the most famous detectives in the United States of America. They are both very good at keeping secrets, Mma. Their lips are permanently closed.”

“Forever,” confirmed Mma Makutsi.

Mma Soleti seemed reassured. “In that case, Mma, what is it you wish to know?”

Mma Ramotswe took the photograph out of the brown envelope in which she had placed it. “There is somebody in this picture who you may know, Mma. Please, will you look at it?”

Mma Soleti (Nails) took the photograph and examined it. She looked up at Mma Makutsi. “Her. Your assistant—”

“Associate,” said Mma Makutsi.

“Yes, your associate. It is you, Mma, standing in the centre.”

“I was standing in the centre because I had the highest mark, Mma. That is why.”

Mma Soleti (Nails) looked at the photograph again. “And …” She looked up, a glint in her eye. “And this lady here. Oh yes! There she is. There she is.”

“So that is the lady who comes here, is it, Mma?” coaxed Mma Ramotswe. “The lady who is the mistress of a certain man called Ditso Ditso who also has a wife who comes here to have her nails done?”

“Ow!” exclaimed Mma Soleti (Nails). “You know everything, Mma. No wonder you’re a detective. Yes, that is all true.”

“Her name is Violet Sephotho,” said Mma Ramotswe.

There was a silence as the name was mentioned, and it seemed that it hung in the air for some time, a chilling presence in the room. Violet Sephotho.

Eventually Mma Soleti (Nails) spoke. “I shall remember that,” she said. “She is a very rude woman. She speaks on her telephone while I am doing her nails and she never says anything to me. She thinks I am just a … a nail lady of no importance.”

Mma Ramotswe reached forward and touched her gently on the arm. “The work you do is good work, Mma. You help people to feel good about themselves. That is good work, my sister.”

Mma Soleti (Nails) patted Mma Ramotswe’s hand, casting an eye on her nails as she did so. “Thank you, Mma. And if there’s anything I can do …” She looked down at Mma Ramotswe’s nails again. “I would be very happy to help, Mma.”