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Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. CHAPTER ONE
  7. ON A HOT DAY WE DREAM OF TEA
  8. CHAPTER TWO
  9. FOOD COOKED WITH LOVE TASTES BETTER
  10. CHAPTER THREE
  11. YOUR HOUSE HAS GOT MY NAME ON IT
  12. CHAPTER FOUR
  13. I SHALL SIMPLY LOOK UP IN THE SKY
  14. CHAPTER FIVE
  15. I AM YOUR FRIEND, AND I AM ASKING
  16. CHAPTER SIX
  17. THE THINGS OF WHICH A MECHANIC MIGHT SPEAK
  18. CHAPTER SEVEN
  19. THE THIS WAY UP BUILDING COMPANY
  20. CHAPTER EIGHT
  21. MMA RAMOTSWE DRIVES CLOVIS ANDERSEN TO MOCHUDI, AND THINKS
  22. CHAPTER NINE
  23. THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT OWN THE AIR
  24. CHAPTER TEN
  25. SHE WAS LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON
  26. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  27. AN INNOCENT MAN, A FIRST OFFENDER
  28. CHAPTER TWELVE
  29. THE EFFECT OF LIME
  30. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  31. THERE ARE SOME NICE PEOPLE ON THE ROAD
  32. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  33. GOLD INSIDE, NOT JUST OUTSIDE
  34. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  35. HOW MANY CUPS OF TEA …
  36. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  37. THE HABITS OF LIONS
  38. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  39. HAVE YOU HAD ANY INJECTIONS RECENTLY?
  40. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  41. A LAWYER SPILLS TEA OVER HIS SHIRT
  42. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  43. YOU ARE A VISITOR TO OUR COUNTRY
  44. CHAPTER TWENTY
  45. BETTER NAILS, BETTER LIFE
  46. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  47. MMA RAMOTSWE, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE
  48. About the Author

The magistrate had noticed. Frowning, he nodded to the policeman who was standing immediately behind Fanwell. The policeman leaned forward and seized Fanwell’s arm, pulling him to his feet. Fanwell looked completely dismayed; he had now realised what was going on and glanced desperately in the direction of the lawyer. But the lawyer simply shook a finger at him.

“Young man,” the magistrate said. “Do you know what contempt of court is?”

Fanwell looked blank.

The lawyer now rose to his feet. “I represent this man,” he said.

“I know you do,” snapped the magistrate. “Can your client speak?”

The lawyer nodded. “He can speak, sir.”

“Then tell him to answer me. Does he know what contempt of court is?”

The lawyer looked at Fanwell. “Do you know what contempt of court is?”

Fanwell shook his head.

“Well,” said the magistrate, “let me tell you. It is the offence that is committed by a person who fails to show proper respect for the court. So not standing up when the magistrate or judge enters is contempt of court, and it can be punished there and then with a fine or imprisonment.”

Fanwell groaned. “I’m sorry, sir. I did not hear.”

The magistrate looked at him in silence. “Well, remember what I said to you.” He looked down at his papers. “Pleas?”

Fanwell’s lawyer stood up. “My client is not guilty, sir.”

The magistrate looked at him incredulously. “That is not for you to say, don’t you think?”

The lawyer looked flustered. “He is not guilty, sir.”

The magistrate sighed. “Listen, Mr.…” He consulted a piece of paper in front of him. “Listen Mr. Mapoeli, the point I’m making is this: whether or not your client is guilty is a matter for the court to decide—it is not for you to say. What I want from you is his plea. Is he pleading guilty or not guilty?”

The lawyer smoothed the front of his jacket. “He is pleading guilty, sir.”

The magistrate nodded. “Very well. Guilty.”

Mma Ramotswe gripped Mr. J.L.B. Matekoni’s arm. “He’s got it wrong,” she whispered. “He’s pleading not guilty.”

Fanwell was now tugging at his lawyer’s sleeve. The lawyer, however, was attempting to brush him off. “Not now, Fanwell. You can speak later.”

Witnessing this, Mma Ramotswe could not contain herself. “He’s pleading not guilty,” she said in a loud voice.

The magistrate looked up sharply. “Who is that? Who’s speaking?”

Mma Ramotswe raised a hand. “Me, sir.”

“The public is not to address the court,” said the magistrate. “I will not tolerate any disturbances. Is that quite clear?”

Fanwell’s lawyer cleared his throat. “For the avoidance of doubt, your honour, my client is pleading not guilty to the charge.”

The magistrate took off his spectacles and polished them with his handkerchief. “He’s changing his plea, is he?”