Back The Limpopo Academy of Private Detection
Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. CHAPTER ONE
  7. ON A HOT DAY WE DREAM OF TEA
  8. CHAPTER TWO
  9. FOOD COOKED WITH LOVE TASTES BETTER
  10. CHAPTER THREE
  11. YOUR HOUSE HAS GOT MY NAME ON IT
  12. CHAPTER FOUR
  13. I SHALL SIMPLY LOOK UP IN THE SKY
  14. CHAPTER FIVE
  15. I AM YOUR FRIEND, AND I AM ASKING
  16. CHAPTER SIX
  17. THE THINGS OF WHICH A MECHANIC MIGHT SPEAK
  18. CHAPTER SEVEN
  19. THE THIS WAY UP BUILDING COMPANY
  20. CHAPTER EIGHT
  21. MMA RAMOTSWE DRIVES CLOVIS ANDERSEN TO MOCHUDI, AND THINKS
  22. CHAPTER NINE
  23. THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT OWN THE AIR
  24. CHAPTER TEN
  25. SHE WAS LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON
  26. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  27. AN INNOCENT MAN, A FIRST OFFENDER
  28. CHAPTER TWELVE
  29. THE EFFECT OF LIME
  30. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  31. THERE ARE SOME NICE PEOPLE ON THE ROAD
  32. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  33. GOLD INSIDE, NOT JUST OUTSIDE
  34. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  35. HOW MANY CUPS OF TEA …
  36. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  37. THE HABITS OF LIONS
  38. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  39. HAVE YOU HAD ANY INJECTIONS RECENTLY?
  40. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  41. A LAWYER SPILLS TEA OVER HIS SHIRT
  42. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  43. YOU ARE A VISITOR TO OUR COUNTRY
  44. CHAPTER TWENTY
  45. BETTER NAILS, BETTER LIFE
  46. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  47. MMA RAMOTSWE, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE
  48. About the Author

The next to arrive was the lawyer, who was wearing a black gown over his suit and was carrying a pile of dishevelled papers. Mma Makutsi looked at these papers critically, and Mma Ramotswe, noticing this, realised what lay behind this critical look: it was a filing issue. She closed her eyes. Cornflakes, she thought.

The lawyer greeted them absentmindedly. “They have found his fellow-accused,” he said, reading a name from the paper at the top of his pile. “One Mr. Chombie.”

“Chobie,” hissed Mma Makutsi. “You should get the name of your clients right, Rra.”

The lawyer looked up in surprise. “But he’s not my client, Mma. They have very different interests, you see.”

Mma Ramotswe leaned forward to ask the lawyer a question. “Is this Chobie going to tell them that Fanwell did not know that the vehicle was stolen?”

The lawyer looked at his papers. “Not according to his statement,” he said. “He is going to say that Fanwell knew that it was stolen and that he, Chombie, did not.”

Mma Makutsi exploded. “But that’s a lie, Rra! That’s a big, big lie.”

The lawyer shrugged. “These fellows are always telling lies,” he said. “You know, Mma, if this building were a cinema and they had a big board outside saying what was showing, they would have to put LIES in big letters. Then they might add, EVERY DAY ADMISSION FREE.” He laughed at his joke, which was greeted with silence from the others.

“This is very serious …,” Mma Ramotswe began, but could not finish, as Fanwell and Chobie were now being led into the dock and the court had gone quiet.

“The trial is about to begin,” whispered the lawyer helpfully. “You must stop talking now.”

The lawyer representing Chobie had now arrived—a small man with a bustling sense of energy. He seemed to be much more in command of the situation than Fanwell’s lawyer, whom he acknowledged with only a curt nod of the head.

“That is a real lawyer,” whispered Mma Makutsi. “See how different he looks.”

It was now the turn of the magistrate to enter, which he did through a door at the back of the court. A policeman indicated that everybody should stand up, and there was shuffling and murmuring as people got to their feet. Unfortunately, Fanwell had been looking down at the floor when this happened, and did not see either the policeman’s gesture or the figure of the magistrate entering the court. He remained seated.

“Fanwell!” hissed Mma Ramotswe. “Fanwell, stand up, stand up!”

It was too late. Fanwell heard his name, but being unaware of where the voice came from he looked in the wrong direction. And by that time the magistrate had taken his seat and everybody in the court had sat down too.