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Contents ( 80)
  1. Praise for Joe Abercrombie:
  2. Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz:
  3. Contents
  4. Order of Battle
  5. The Times
  6. The Peacemaker
  7. The Best of Us
  8. Black Dow
  9. What War?
  10. Old Hands
  11. New Hands
  12. Reachey
  13. The Right Thing
  14. Silence
  15. Ambition
  16. Give and Take
  17. The Very Model
  18. Scale
  19. Ours Not to Reason Why
  20. Cry Havoc and …
  21. Devoutly to be Wished
  22. Casualties
  23. The Better Part of Valour
  24. Paths of Glory
  25. The Day’s Work
  26. The Defeated
  27. Fair Treatment
  28. Tactics
  29. Rest and Recreation
  30. Dawn
  31. Opening Remarks
  32. The Infernal Contraptions
  33. Reasoned Debate
  34. Chains of Command
  35. Closing Arguments
  36. Straight Edge
  37. Escape
  38. The Bridge
  39. Strange Bedfellows
  40. Hearts and Minds
  41. Good Deeds
  42. One Day More
  43. Bones
  44. The King’s Last Hero
  45. My Land
  46. The Standard Issue
  47. Shadows
  48. Under the Wing
  49. Names
  50. Still Yesterday
  51. For What We Are About to Receive …
  52. The Riddle of the Ground
  53. Onwards and Upwards
  54. More Tricks
  55. The Tyranny of Distance
  56. Blood
  57. Pointed Metal
  58. Peace in Our Time
  59. The Moment of Truth
  60. Spoils
  61. Desperate Measures
  62. Stuff Happens
  63. End of the Road
  64. By the Sword
  65. The Currents of History
  66. Terms
  67. Family
  68. New Hands
  69. Old Hands
  70. Everyone Serves
  71. Just Deserts
  72. Black Calder
  73. Retired
  74. Acknowledgements
  75. Copyright

‘Where did you come from?’ muttered Craw as he scrambled up, hopping a little on account of his stiff knee.

‘South,’ she said, though that much was clear enough from her skin. ‘Or do you mean, why did I come?’

‘I’ll take why.’

‘To do the right thing.’ There was a faint smile on her face, at that. ‘To fight against evil. To strike mighty blows for righteousness. Or … do you mean who sent me?’

‘All right, who sent you?’

‘God.’ Her eyes rolled to the sky, framed by jutting weeds and saplings. ‘And how could it be otherwise? God puts us all where he wants us.’

Craw rubbed at his knee. ‘Got a shitty sense o’ humour, don’t he?’

‘You do not know the half of it. I came to fight against the Union, is that enough?’

‘It’s enough for me,’ said Dow.

Ishri’s black eyes flicked away to him, and Craw felt greatly relieved. ‘They are moving onto the hill in numbers.’

‘Jalenhorm’s lot?’

‘I believe so.’ She stretched up tall, wriggling all over the place like she had no bones in her. Reminded Craw of the eels they used to catch from the lake near his workshop, spilling from the net, squirming in the children’s hands and making them squeal. ‘You fat pink men all look the same to me.’

‘What about Mitterick?’ asked Dow.

Her bony shoulders drifted up and down. ‘Some way behind, chomping at the bit, furious that Jalenhorm is in his way.’

‘Meed?’

‘Where is the fun in knowing everything?’ She pranced past Craw, up on her toes, almost brushing against him so he had to nervously step back and nearly trip again. ‘God must be so bored.’ She wedged one foot into a crack in the wall too narrow for a cat to squeeze through, twisting her leg, somehow working it in up to the hip. ‘To it, then, my heroes!’ She writhed like a worm cut in half, wriggling into the ruined masonry, her coat dragging up the mossy stonework behind her. ‘Do you not have a battle to fight?’ Her skull somehow slid into the gap, then her arms, she clapped her bandaged hands once and just a finger was left sticking from the crack. Dow walked over to it, reached out, and snapped it off. It wasn’t a finger at all, just a dead bit of twig.

‘Magic,’ muttered Craw. ‘Can’t say I care for the stuff.’ In his experience it did more harm than good. ‘I daresay a sorcerer’s got their uses and all but, I mean, do they always have to act so bloody strange?’

Dow flicked the twig away with a wrinkled lip. ‘It’s a war. I care for whatever gets the job done. Best not mention my black-skinned friend to anyone else though, eh? Folks might get the wrong idea.’

‘What’s the right idea?’

‘Whatever I fucking say it is!’ snarled Dow, and he didn’t look like he was faking the anger this time.