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Contents ( 80)
  1. Praise for Joe Abercrombie:
  2. Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz:
  3. Contents
  4. Order of Battle
  5. The Times
  6. The Peacemaker
  7. The Best of Us
  8. Black Dow
  9. What War?
  10. Old Hands
  11. New Hands
  12. Reachey
  13. The Right Thing
  14. Silence
  15. Ambition
  16. Give and Take
  17. The Very Model
  18. Scale
  19. Ours Not to Reason Why
  20. Cry Havoc and …
  21. Devoutly to be Wished
  22. Casualties
  23. The Better Part of Valour
  24. Paths of Glory
  25. The Day’s Work
  26. The Defeated
  27. Fair Treatment
  28. Tactics
  29. Rest and Recreation
  30. Dawn
  31. Opening Remarks
  32. The Infernal Contraptions
  33. Reasoned Debate
  34. Chains of Command
  35. Closing Arguments
  36. Straight Edge
  37. Escape
  38. The Bridge
  39. Strange Bedfellows
  40. Hearts and Minds
  41. Good Deeds
  42. One Day More
  43. Bones
  44. The King’s Last Hero
  45. My Land
  46. The Standard Issue
  47. Shadows
  48. Under the Wing
  49. Names
  50. Still Yesterday
  51. For What We Are About to Receive …
  52. The Riddle of the Ground
  53. Onwards and Upwards
  54. More Tricks
  55. The Tyranny of Distance
  56. Blood
  57. Pointed Metal
  58. Peace in Our Time
  59. The Moment of Truth
  60. Spoils
  61. Desperate Measures
  62. Stuff Happens
  63. End of the Road
  64. By the Sword
  65. The Currents of History
  66. Terms
  67. Family
  68. New Hands
  69. Old Hands
  70. Everyone Serves
  71. Just Deserts
  72. Black Calder
  73. Retired
  74. Acknowledgements
  75. Copyright

Over his shoulder and out of his sight, Wonderful was pointing at her crotch. ‘Cock and fruits,’ she mouthed, miming a chopping action with one open hand. ‘Cock … and …’ Then when Yon looked around peered at her fingernails like she’d done nothing.

‘Up already?’ Flood came limping between the sleepers and the fires along with a man Beck didn’t know, lean with a mop of grey-streaked hair.

‘Our youngest woke us,’ grunted Wonderful. ‘Drofd was having a feel of Beck’s weapon.’

‘You can see how it can happen, though …’ said Yon.

‘You can check mine over if you like.’ Flood grabbed the mace at his belt and stuck it up at an angle. ‘It’s got a big lump on the end!’ Drofd gave a chuckle at that, but it seemed most of the rest weren’t in a laughing mood. Beck surely weren’t. ‘No?’ Flood looked around at ’em expectantly. ‘It’s ’cause I’m old, ain’t it? You can say. It’s ’cause I’m old.’

‘Old or not, I’m glad you’re here,’ said Wonderful, one eyebrow up. ‘The Union won’t dare attack now we’ve got you two.’

‘Never would have given ’em the chance but I had to go for a piss.’

‘Third of the night?’ asked Yon.

Flood peered up at the sky. ‘Think it was the fourth.’

‘Which is why they call him Flood,’ murmured Wonderful under her breath. ‘’Case you were wondering.’

‘I ran into Scorry Tiptoe on the way.’ Flood jerked his thumb at the lean man beside him.

Tiptoe took a while weighing up the words, then spoke ’em soft. ‘I was taking a look around.’

‘Find anything out?’ asked Wonderful.

He nodded, real slow, like he’d come upon the secret of life itself.

‘There’s a battle on.’ He slid down next to Beck on crossed legs and held out a hand to him. ‘Scorry Tiptoe.’

‘On account of his gentle footfall,’ said Drofd. ‘Scouting, mostly. And back rank, with a spear, you know.’

Beck gave it a limp shake. ‘Beck.’

‘Red Beck,’ threw in Drofd. ‘That’s his name. Got it yesterday. Off Reachey. Down in the fight in Osrung. Now he’s joined up … with us … you know …’ He trailed off, Beck and Scorry both frowning at him, and huddled down into his blanket.

‘Craw give you the talk?’ asked Scorry.

‘The talk?’

‘About the right thing.’

‘He mentioned it.’

‘Wouldn’t take it too seriously.’

‘No?’

Scorry shrugged. ‘Right thing’s a different thing for every man.’ And he started pulling knives out and laying ’em on the ground in front of him, from a huge great thing with a bone handle only just this side of a short sword to a tiny little curved one without even a grip, just a pair of rings for two fingers to fit in.

‘That for peeling apples?’ asked Beck.

Wonderful drew a finger across her sinewy neck. ‘Slitting throats.’

Beck thought she was probably having a laugh at him, then Scorry spat onto a whetstone and that little blade gleamed in the firelight and suddenly he weren’t so sure. Scorry pressed it to the stone and gave it a lick both ways, snick, snick, and all of a sudden there was a thrashing of blankets.