Contents ( 80)
- Praise for Joe Abercrombie:
- Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz:
- Contents
- Order of Battle
- The Times
- The Peacemaker
- The Best of Us
- Black Dow
- What War?
- Old Hands
- New Hands
- Reachey
- The Right Thing
- Silence
- Ambition
- Give and Take
- The Very Model
- Scale
- Ours Not to Reason Why
- Cry Havoc and …
- Devoutly to be Wished
- Casualties
- The Better Part of Valour
- Paths of Glory
- The Day’s Work
- The Defeated
- Fair Treatment
- Tactics
- Rest and Recreation
- Dawn
- Opening Remarks
- The Infernal Contraptions
- Reasoned Debate
- Chains of Command
- Closing Arguments
- Straight Edge
- Escape
- The Bridge
- Strange Bedfellows
- Hearts and Minds
- Good Deeds
- One Day More
- Bones
- The King’s Last Hero
- My Land
- The Standard Issue
- Shadows
- Under the Wing
- Names
- Still Yesterday
- For What We Are About to Receive …
- The Riddle of the Ground
- Onwards and Upwards
- More Tricks
- The Tyranny of Distance
- Blood
- Pointed Metal
- Peace in Our Time
- The Moment of Truth
- Spoils
- Desperate Measures
- Stuff Happens
- End of the Road
- By the Sword
- The Currents of History
- Terms
- Family
- New Hands
- Old Hands
- Everyone Serves
- Just Deserts
- Black Calder
- Retired
- Acknowledgements
- Copyright
At least Jalenhorm, fool that he was, could obey an order. Mitterick was forever squirming out from under his to do things his own way. Incompetence was unforgivable, but disobedience was … still less forgivable, damn it. If everyone simply did as they pleased, there would be no coordination, no command, no purpose. No army at all, just a great crowd of men indulging their own petty vanities. The very idea made him—
A servant carrying a bucket stepped suddenly from a doorway and right into Felnigg’s path. His horse skittered to a stop, rearing up and nearly throwing him from the saddle.
‘Out of the way!’ Without thinking, Felnigg struck the man across the face with his riding crop. The servant cried out and went sprawling in the gutter, his bucket spraying water across the wall. Felnigg gave his horse the spurs and rode on, the heat of spirits in his stomach turned suddenly cold. He should not have done that. He had let anger get the better of him and the realisation only made him angrier than ever.
Mitterick’s headquarters was the most unruly place in his unruly division. Officers dashed about, spraying mud and shouting over one another, the loudest voice obeyed and the finest ideas ignored. A commander set the tone for his entire command. A captain for his company, a major for his battalion, a colonel for his regiment and Mitterick for his entire division. Sloppy officers meant sloppy men, and sloppy soldiering meant defeat. Rules saved lives at times like these. What kind of officer allowed things to degenerate into chaos in his own headquarters? Felnigg reined his horse up and made a direct line for the flap of Mitterick’s great tent, clearing excitable young adjutants from his path by sheer force of disapproval.
Inside the confusion was redoubled. Mitterick was leaning over a table in the midst of a clamouring press of crimson uniforms, an improvised map of the valley spread out upon it, holding forth at tremendous volume. Felnigg felt his revulsion for the man almost like a headwind. He was the worst kind of soldier, the kind that dresses his incompetence up as flair and, to make matters worse, he fooled people more often than not. But he did not fool Felnigg.
Felnigg stepped up and gave an impeccable salute. Mitterick gave the most peremptory movement of his hand, barely looking up from his map.
‘I have an order for the King’s Own First Regiment from Lord Marshal Kroy. I would be gratified if you could despatch it at once.’ He could not entirely keep the contempt out of his voice, and Mitterick evidently noticed.
‘We’re a little busy soldiering here, perhaps you could leave it—’
‘I am afraid that will not be good enough, General.’ Felnigg only just prevented himself from slapping Mitterick across the face with his gloves. ‘The lord marshal was most specific, and I must insist on haste.’
Mitterick straightened, the jaw muscles working on the side of his out-sized head. ‘Must you?’