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Chapters (55)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. Dedication
  3. PROLOGUE
  4. PART ONE THE CAPITAL
  5. CHAPTER 1
  6. CHAPTER 2
  7. INTERLUDE 1
  8. CHAPTER 3
  9. CHAPTER 4
  10. INTERLUDE 2
  11. CHAPTER 5
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. INTERLUDE 3
  14. CHAPTER 7
  15. PART TWO ANGELSTEETH BASE
  16. CHAPTER 8
  17. CHAPTER 9
  18. INTERLUDE 4
  19. CHAPTER 10
  20. CHAPTER 11
  21. CHAPTER 12
  22. CHAPTER 13
  23. CHAPTER 14
  24. INTERLUDE 5
  25. CHAPTER 15
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. CHAPTER 18
  29. CHAPTER 19
  30. INTERLUDE 6
  31. CHAPTER 20
  32. CHAPTER 21
  33. CHAPTER 22
  34. INTERLUDE 7
  35. PART THREE THE SIEGE OF MONKGLASS
  36. CHAPTER 23
  37. CHAPTER 24
  38. CHAPTER 25
  39. CHAPTER 26
  40. CHAPTER 27
  41. CHAPTER 28
  42. CHAPTER 29
  43. INTERLUDE 8
  44. CHAPTER 30
  45. CHAPTER 31
  46. INTERLUDE 9
  47. CHAPTER 32
  48. CHAPTER 33
  49. INTERLUDE 10
  50. CHAPTER 34
  51. CODA
  52. EPILOGUE
  53. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  54. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  55. Newsletter Sign-up

In the spirit of all the strife—! Pyrex Imogen just wants Misery to show her hand first. This Archbishop is a crafty one. Misery keeps a smile on and picks the least offensive, most obvious question, the thing that would give away the least. “The person who fought me—who was that?”

“Ah.” A flicker of unreadable emotion. “I take it you are not familiar with the Imperial princess, then? That was the Lady Lee Alodia Lightning, younger sister to our dearest Emperor Lee. She can be a difficult character, who often acts of her own volition.”

“I see,” Misery says. “I’m sorry, I do not know as much about our esteemed Imperial family as I should. Information is hard to come by in the outer colonies.” She would normally never expose her ignorance to others, but in this case her naïveté is a weapon. After all, Misery was raised on a stonemining settlement in an isolated finger of a far-flung duchy. No one expects her to understand the inner workings of Church and Throne. Appear a harmless fool—the kind who might impulsively fling themself over the edge of a garden—and they’ll start to believe she’s genuinely harmless. That she can be controlled.

“Their mystery is by design,” the Archbishop tells her. “The Imperial family keeps their biographical data highly guarded, for reasons we can guess at, but only they can supply. I am sorry that your first meeting took place under, shall we say, less-than-auspicious circumstances. I hope you do not think poorly of us because of what happened.”

“Us? Is she not acting under orders of the Throne?”

“I can assure you that she is not.”

Misery takes another swallow of tea. Sweet and smoky. It tastes stronger, as if it’s been steeping in its little glass bubble. “How do you know that?”

“A remarkably complex question, with a remarkably complex answer. A simple explanation would be that I know the princess better than her grandmother. A fuller answer would be something best saved for another day. We are here to talk about you, after all.”

The Archbishop gives her nothing. With other people, thoughts and emotions are like veins of holystone in packed basalt, and Misery has the same uncanny ability to sniff them out. But Pyrex Imogen is all diamantine, all hullmetal, and it’s impossible to get a read out of them. There’s something different about all these saints that makes them impenetrable to Misery. Would that she could crack that shiny surface.

She’s going to try anyway. Misery will keep on trying even when the blood is running from her fingers and teeth.

“Now,” says the Archbishop, “it’s my turn.”