This is London. South Bank, south of the center, north of Tooting, and west of Wandsworth (come on, you can alliterate too)—suburban high street UK. It is early evening and the streets are still crowded, but most of the shops are closed. Meanwhile, the pubs are half-full with the sort of hardcore post-work crowd that go drinking on a Monday evening. I turn left, walking towards the nearest tube station: it's fifteen minutes away but once it gets this late there's no point waiting for a bus.

This is London. The worst thing that can happen to you is usually a mugging at knifepoint, and I do my best not to look like a promising victim, which is why it takes me a couple of minutes to realize that I'm being tailed. In fact, it takes until the three of them move to box me in: at that point, disbelief is futile. I've done the mandatory Escape and Evasion training, not to mention Streetwise 101; I just wasn't expecting to need it here.

Two of them are strong, silent types in black leather biker jackets worn over white tees and jeans. They've got short stubbly blond hair and the sort of muscles you get when you go through a Spetsnaz training course—not bodybuilders: more like triathletes. They come up behind me and march along either side, too damn close. The third of them, who I guess is their boss, is a middle-aged man in a baggy Italian suit, his open shirt collar stating that he's off the office clock and on his own time. He slides in just ahead and to the left of Thug #1 as I glance sideways. He winks at me. "Please to follow this way," he says.

I glance to my right. Thug #2 matches my stride, step for step. He stares at me like a police dog that's had its vocal cords severed. I glimpse his eyes and look away hastily. Shit.

"Who are you?" I ask, my tongue dry and stumbling, as Mr. Baggy Suit pauses in the doorway of the Frog and Tourettes.

"You may wish to call me Panin." He smiles faintly. "Nikolai Panin. It's not my real name, but it will serve." He gestures at the door. "Please allow me to buy you a drink. I assure you, my intentions are honorable."

My ward is itching; nevertheless I am disinclined to bet my life on it. Panin, whoever he is, is a player: his definition of "honorable" might not encompass allowing me to escape with my life, but he's unlikely to start something in the middle of a pub with an after-work crowd. "Would you mind leaving the muscle outside?" I ask. "I assume they're not drinking."

"Nyet." He snaps his fingers and says something to the two revenants. They split, taking up positions to either side of the street front of the pub. "After you," he says, waving me into the entrance.