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Chapters (23)
  1. Cover
  2. The Fuller Memorandum
  3. Inner Cover
  4. Acknowledgments
  5. PrologueLOSING MY RELIGION
  6. 1. GOING TO SEE THE ELEPHANT
  7. 2. POINTING THE FINGER
  8. 3. THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE DAYLIGHT
  9. 4. Prompt critical
  10. 5. Lost in committee
  11. 6. Red orchestra
  12. 7. Beer and tea
  13. 8. Club zero
  14. 9. Night shift
  15. 10. The nightmare stacks
  16. 11. Crime scenes
  17. 12. Countermeasures
  18. 13. Things that eat us
  19. 14. The mummy's tomb
  20. 15. Dead man walking
  21. 16. Eater of souls
  22. EpilogueOn the beach
  23. Glossary of abbreviations, acronyms, and organizations

We've had this conversation before, a few times: revisited the situation for an update. No, the world we work in isn't a suitable one to inflict on a child you love.

"Besides, you're not the one who'd have to go through a first pregnancy in your late thirties."

"Certainly not just to please them."

We walk back to the station in morose silence, a thirty-something couple out for a Sunday afternoon stroll; nobody watching us needs to know that we're pissed off, armed, and on the lookout for trouble.

It's probably a very good thing indeed for the local muggers that they're still sleeping off their Saturday night hangovers.

MONDAY DAWNS BRIGHT AND HOT AND EARLY, AND I FIND MY SELF waking to the happy knowledge that I can go back to work, and nobody will order me home. I roll over, feel the cooling depression across the mattress—continue my roll and sit up, relieved, on the wrong side of the bed.

Mo's clearly been up for a while: when I catch up with her in the kitchen she's listlessly spooning up a bowl of yogurt and gerbil food. I attend to the cafetiere. She's wearing what I think of as her job-interview suit. "What's up?" I ask.

"Need to look the part for an off-site." She frowns. "Do you think this looks businesslike?"

"Very." She looks like she's about to foreclose on my mortgage. I spill coffee grounds all over the worktop, finish spooning the brown stuff into the jug, and add boiling water. "What kind of meeting?"

"Got to see a man about a violin. Conservation."

"Conservation . . . ?"

"They don't grow on trees, you know." The frown relaxes: "It's not something common like a Stradivarius. We've got three on inventory, but only twelve were ever made and they're all unavailable for one reason or another. A couple got bombed during the war, three are unaccounted for—presumed lost during extra-dimensional excursions—and the rest belong to other agencies or collectors we can't touch. Operational Assets are looking for a supplier who can make more of them, but it's turning out to be really difficult. Nobody is quite sure of the order in which Zahn applied his bindings; and as for what it's made of, just owning the necessary supplies probably puts you in breach of the Human Tissues Act of 2004, not to mention a raft of other legislation."

"Ow." I look at the battered violin case, propped up in the corner next to the recyclables bin. That's the trouble with a defense policy based on occult weapons: the sort of folks who make magic swords can rarely be bothered with the BS 5750 quality certification required by government procurement committees. "So what are you doing?"